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PHOTOS: Edward, Miss Your Hands

On:           Mar 29, 2010
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    • BK

      A few decent shots, but overall very amateurish and disappointing. You can tell he’s wearing a jock in 20 but still the pants stay on.

      Mar 29, 2010 at 5:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam

      14 :) Otherwise fairly blasé…

      Mar 29, 2010 at 5:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mikeandrewsdantescove

      I’m a fan of West Virginia! Fantastic facial features and killer abs.


      Mar 29, 2010 at 7:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • terrwill

      Maybe its just Monday morning and I am not caffinated enough for my brain to activate but can someone please explain what the fcuk the headline means?? *confused*

      Mar 29, 2010 at 8:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Law

      @terrwill: “Edward Scissorhands”

      Mar 29, 2010 at 9:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"

      @No. 4 Terrwill

      It means that whoever at Queerty posts the morning goods didn’t get their caffeine yet either. I suppose they were attempting to turn “Edward Scissorhands” into a lame pun.

      This boy is certainly cute enough but the photography is yawners.

      Mar 29, 2010 at 9:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • declanto

      Color me ancient jade(d) perhaps, but I was more titilated by “Deliverance”.

      Mar 29, 2010 at 9:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andrew

      I’m usually pretty happy with your choice of men (surprised how critical people are in the comments) even when they aren’t exactly my favorite. This guy’s first picture really turned me off. The first picture say “BAM! I’m a douchebag” and every picture after that all I can think is how big a douchebag this guy is :P Otherwise I enjoy starting my morning with beautiful men,

      Mar 29, 2010 at 10:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jason

      He is hot in sort of a “I would do him but then disavow all knowledge” way.

      Mar 29, 2010 at 10:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Magmo


      Glad I’m not the only one who thought that when they first opened this page.

      Mar 29, 2010 at 11:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • romeo

      Fits me to a T. Love that smooth skin. But that’s his problem here on Queerty. For some reason a lot of the commenters prefer their men hairy. Maybe Queerty should run some pictures of cute orangutans.

      Mar 29, 2010 at 12:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • delurker again

      The first pic screams “I’m a queen who tries to hard to be masc.”

      Mar 29, 2010 at 12:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hardmannyc

      Cracker-hot. How did you find the only buff man in West Virginia?

      Mar 29, 2010 at 12:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DR

      I like.

      Mar 29, 2010 at 1:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EdWoody

      I think he’s delicious.

      I agree that this was not Queerty’s best attempt at a title pun, however.

      Mar 29, 2010 at 1:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CultureBear

      Gorgeous body and handsome face, but that giant dark cross tattoo totally kills it for me.

      I also get the “Edward Scissorhands” reference, but I don’t know what “miss your hands” is supposed to mean. I thought maybe he would be stumpy :-P

      Miles, you may be interested in pic 13, but not much else.

      Mar 29, 2010 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt

      Apparently there’s a new meaning of “South Dakota” I’ve never heard of… or is that not supposed to make sense?

      Mar 29, 2010 at 5:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wmcarpenter

      You’re absolutely right.

      “BAM! I’m a douchebag”

      Over and over and over.

      Mar 29, 2010 at 6:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stanley Steamer

      Jesus Christ I love #3!

      Mar 29, 2010 at 7:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Miles

      @CultureBear, thanks! You made me laugh with your message!

      This is what I like:


      Mar 29, 2010 at 8:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Suburban

      Nice main pic. I love #2, those eyes and that body. #4, I wish my mouth was that log. @CultureBear, that 1 tat doesn’t bother me it’s when guys cover their bodies with them.

      Mar 29, 2010 at 9:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CultureBear

      @Suburban: I don’t mind tats, but when there’s just one and it’s THAT big and dark and it’s a CROSS … huh unh. It’d be like him wearing a giant crucifix while we —- lol

      Mar 29, 2010 at 11:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jeffree

      I admit i saw the “miss your hands” in the headline & thought it might b a guy w/ no hands but a amazing body anyway.

      oops. See how being 2 literal is unhelpful??

      anyway, i think he’s OK, gr8 face, but i’m so *not* a fan of the cross tattoo–its like when some Latino guy in a porno is covered w/ tatts of Virgin Mary or wearing one of those holy medals on a chain round his neck. & i’m not even a catholic!

      a guy at our gym is in a wheel chair but he still has *amazing* torso/ arms/ face. i would take fotos but that would b creepy! or maybe illegal. Very cute in the face 2 –but he never uses the shower so i dont know anything about the …. legs!

      Mar 30, 2010 at 12:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chitown Kev

      Nice looking guy, photos are less than so-so

      Mar 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • McShane

      He’ s certainly got a handsome backside (#13). wish we could se the wholre thin. I wouldn’t let tats keep me away. Ever.

      Mar 31, 2010 at 8:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael Edward

      Hey guys, just wanted to thank everyone for their comments (however harsh some are), lol. I had to clear up that the first “BAM/douchebag” picture was taken candidly backstage at a runway show and I was striking the goofy pose for fun…it is hardly a serious model shot. Also, my tattoo (which I love) is that big because its a cover-up.

      You can check out more of my stuff the way it is intended to be seen at http://www.facebook.com/michaeledwardmodel. :)

      Apr 5, 2010 at 9:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael Edward

      …And I’ll agree, I didn’t get the headline either, haha!

      Apr 5, 2010 at 9:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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