Thanksgiving is all about giving thanks for the things that matter most. This year one thing we’re thankful for is all the attractive men who have stripped down to their birthday suits on camera. They’ve done a great service over the years.
Of course, there were many qualified candidates to choose from, but we had to narrow it down.
Scroll down to see eight of our most favorites.
Mark Ruffalo
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Mark Ruffalo was kind enough to give viewers a peek of his pecker in 2003’s In the Cut. His very brief full frontal was about the only memorable part of the entire film, which was otherwise quite terrible. (He again treated viewers to a glimpse of his goods in 2010’s The Kids Are Alright.)
Alexander Skarsgad
TV star Alexander Skarsgad stripped down for the season six finale of True Blood earlier this year. The leggy blond bared all while sunning himself in the snow before, sadly, catching on fire. But not before flashing his peen on screen. It was ever so delightful.
Jason Segel
Okay, okay, so Jason Segel may not be an obvious choice of men we want to see naked, but he caught us by surprise in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, not only with his unexpected full frontal, but also by how much we enjoyed seeing it.
Denzel Washington
Denzel Washington delighted audiences with his very naked, very chiseled body in Ricochet. The movie may not have been a hit, but Denzel’s nude scene sure was.
Ewan McGregor
Scottish actor Ewan McGregor is no stranger to taking it all off for the camera. To date, he’s appeared naked in four films — Trainspotting, The Pillow Book, Velvet Goldmine, and Young Adam — and it never gets old. Sadly, in 2011 McGregor said he was done doing nude scenes. Here’s hoping he reconsiders.
Sylvester Stallone
It’s easy to forget, but once upon a time Sylvester Stallone was quite the Italian stallion. The dark brooding eyes. The bulging biceps. He put it all on display in 1994’s The Specialist during a steamy shower scene with erotic thriller queen Sharon Stone.
Jake Gyllenhaal
Jake Gyllenhaal very kindly stripped down for Love and Other Drugs. His naked body helped make fact that Anne Hathaway co-starred in the film slightly more bearable.
Antonio Banderas
Latin heartthrob Antonio Banderas got us all hot and bothered in Original Sin during a very graphic, mouth-watering sex scene with Angelina Jolie. Words can’t describe what affect seeing Mr. Banderas completely naked and crawling all over her like a hungry animal had on us. It was muy caliente.
Raphael
Ok, now where are the uncensored photos?
AuntieChrist
@Raphael: They have to be censored or they don’t make it through workplace filters.
petensfo
Seriously… Can’t you offer a “click here for uncensored”?
Lame, lame, lame.
AuntieChrist
Sylvester Steroid..??? Ewwww gross..!!! Happy Thanksgivukkah you all.
Tackle
@petensfo: I was thinking the same. Queerty, what a tease…
CaptainFabulous
Google images is your friend. Easy to find the uncensored versions.
Dxley
Ewan McGregor is not cut!
Niall
Pretty pointless to do an article like this without at least providing an external link to the uncensored version of the pics, since understandably they can’t be posted here.
jwrappaport
Speak for yourself. Jason Segel is an obvious choice of men that I’d like to see naked.
(Also, have people not heard of Google Images?)
Tim
@jwrappaport: Are you referring to just searching on Google or is there a site for Google images (preferably nude)?
EvonCook
If EVEN Queerty has to censor, maybe is is just better not to show the pics. So stupid I can’t believe it! If it is “to pass work censors” that means every site visitor has to suffer or be denied? Let those jerks look on non-work hours or something. Really ridiculous for a gay site.
jwrappaport
@Tim: Just search for whatever you want, e.g., “Jason Segel naked.” Click the magnifying glass button, and on the results screen, go to the image tab. This is assuming your filter is off.
To be fair, Google has made it harder to find porn.
inbama
Anne Hathaway hate is SO boring.
SteveDenver
@inbama: Agreed. I like Anne more now than ever before. I recall reading an interview with actor Heather Matarazzo who said that during the Princess films, Anne was a great friend and ally, and made it so much easier when Heather decided to come out publicly.
Gotta get in the cut. I adore Mark Ruffalo. He’s smart, thoughtful, kind and talented.
auntsharon
Skarsgård. The name is Skarsgård.