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PHOTOS: Forget Elmo, We Want A “Tickle Me” Lucas Glover

MORNING GOODS — Listen, we weren’t kidding about this headline for Lucas Glover. What are you supposed to do when the glove — or these painted on briefs — do fit?

Photos: Redsnapa, Alex Photopaint, F. Rizzato, S. Le, D. Brade

On:           Jul 23, 2012
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    • James

      i dont get it. this guys uglu as F*&^

      Jul 23, 2012 at 5:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Josh F

      @James: I don’t find him that attractive, but I think the thing is he is in great shape, and that’s what draws people to him. To each their own though.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 5:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE

      @James: I’m sorry, but no. By any objective criteria, this guys is not “uglu as F*&^”.

      He may not be your type, but that doesn’t make him “uglu”.

      People with attitudes like yours make this a worse world to live in.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 6:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • George W. Tush

      Get this boy a cheeseburger and, please, take away his razors. The poor thing looks tortured.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 7:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AshNYC


      Jul 23, 2012 at 7:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dellisonly

      I agree that he is unimpressive but it is nice to see this feature back on the page. Guess ad revenue was down.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 8:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • iDavid

      And his “great shape” ass shot is missing because….?

      Jul 23, 2012 at 8:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • samwise

      The only shot worth looking at is the lifting the shirt one. But even that one is questionable.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 9:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brickman

      Wow the jealous bullying continues….what do you all look like?…..

      Jul 23, 2012 at 9:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gigi

      Y’all need to give your heads a shake. He’s not your type. Move along!

      Jul 23, 2012 at 10:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rooney

      Digging the look on his face in most pics.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 11:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mangina

      Nice body. Fucked up face. Well you can always put a bag over his head in bed.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 11:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kevin

      CMON ON IN STR8 PEOPLE AND READ THESE POSTS !!! this is what is to be gay ..
      fun huh??

      Jul 23, 2012 at 12:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chelsie

      This guy is smok’in hot.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • iDavid

      Kevin, str8s don’t hold all the cards in the rational better than department I.e. the repubes, so relax cupcake, gay or str8, it’s all good.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 12:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GayGuy

      I find it appalling and sad that the commentators above think it appropriate to post vicious comments here about the model’s appearance. This man is, objectively, very good looking, extremely fit, and obviously a successful model. If he’s not your cup of tea, then fine. But to actually take the time and post cruel insults is just sad. He’s a human being too. Just like you and me. With feelings, insecurities and vulnerabilities. Let’s be kind to one another. Life is hard enough as it is.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 12:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mrlbumiller

      Geez, what is up with people just tearing people down? If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anthing at all. Bad enough that people have to deal with all the negitive crap outside the “community”, that our own “community” treat people like garbage to.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 1:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nickname

      yummmmm this guy makes me happy to be gay

      Jul 23, 2012 at 2:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DrewSF

      Yeah I agree these guys are fugly to me, but I am NOT into twinks like them at all.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 3:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott

      I’m guessing all the haters are actually bitter old single queens with notihing better to do than insult others.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 4:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David

      Who is this, and how does this qualify as “gay news”? Queerty is such a fucking joke TBH. They see a half-naked man and cream their panties. Seriously, grow up, this site is an embarassment.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott

      @ David, where does it say anywhere on the website that Queerty only reports news and nothing but? Get over your self-righteous self already!

      Jul 23, 2012 at 4:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • starlite auto theatre

      Elmo needs to suck that nipple. Milk does a body good.

      Jul 23, 2012 at 5:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wholly Mary


      Jul 23, 2012 at 6:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Justin Hollon

      What’s up w/ this guys face? He’s got some unique features but it hardly makes him ‘morning goods’ worthy.

      Jul 24, 2012 at 2:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gentle reader

      i’m just sick of the overbranded designer underwear thingie

      Jul 24, 2012 at 5:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • No

      The photo with Elmo is disturbing. And the guy’s face is not attractive.

      Jul 24, 2012 at 6:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez

      Tweaked out twinkie. Butter face!

      Jul 24, 2012 at 9:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JimmyBobby

      I wish they would start using sheer underwear in these things. So ’80’s.
      And I am saying nuttin about his looks.

      Jul 24, 2012 at 10:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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