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PHOTOS: Forget Elmo, We Want A “Tickle Me” Lucas Glover

By Dan Avery July 23, 2012 at 5:07am · 29 comments

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29 Comments

  • James

    i dont get it. this guys uglu as F*&^

    July 23, 2012 at 5:07am
  • Josh F

    @James: I don’t find him that attractive, but I think the thing is he is in great shape, and that’s what draws people to him. To each their own though.

    July 23, 2012 at 5:07am
  • MikeE

    @James: I’m sorry, but no. By any objective criteria, this guys is not “uglu as F*&^”.

    He may not be your type, but that doesn’t make him “uglu”.

    People with attitudes like yours make this a worse world to live in.

    July 23, 2012 at 6:07am
  • George W. Tush

    Get this boy a cheeseburger and, please, take away his razors. The poor thing looks tortured.

    July 23, 2012 at 7:07am
  • AshNYC

    Yawn……

    July 23, 2012 at 7:07am
  • dellisonly

    Meh.
    I agree that he is unimpressive but it is nice to see this feature back on the page. Guess ad revenue was down.

    July 23, 2012 at 8:07am
  • iDavid

    And his “great shape” ass shot is missing because….?

    July 23, 2012 at 8:07am
  • samwise

    The only shot worth looking at is the lifting the shirt one. But even that one is questionable.

    July 23, 2012 at 9:07am
  • Brickman

    Wow the jealous bullying continues….what do you all look like?…..

    July 23, 2012 at 9:07am
  • Gigi

    Y’all need to give your heads a shake. He’s not your type. Move along!

    July 23, 2012 at 10:07am
  • Rooney

    Digging the look on his face in most pics.

    July 23, 2012 at 11:07am
  • Mangina

    Nice body. Fucked up face. Well you can always put a bag over his head in bed.

    July 23, 2012 at 11:07am
  • kevin

    CMON ON IN STR8 PEOPLE AND READ THESE POSTS !!! this is what is to be gay ..
    fun huh??

    July 23, 2012 at 12:07pm
  • Chelsie

    This guy is smok’in hot.

    July 23, 2012 at 12:07pm
  • iDavid

    Kevin, str8s don’t hold all the cards in the rational better than department I.e. the repubes, so relax cupcake, gay or str8, it’s all good.

    July 23, 2012 at 12:07pm
  • GayGuy

    I find it appalling and sad that the commentators above think it appropriate to post vicious comments here about the model’s appearance. This man is, objectively, very good looking, extremely fit, and obviously a successful model. If he’s not your cup of tea, then fine. But to actually take the time and post cruel insults is just sad. He’s a human being too. Just like you and me. With feelings, insecurities and vulnerabilities. Let’s be kind to one another. Life is hard enough as it is.

    July 23, 2012 at 12:07pm
  • mrlbumiller

    Geez, what is up with people just tearing people down? If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anthing at all. Bad enough that people have to deal with all the negitive crap outside the “community”, that our own “community” treat people like garbage to.

    July 23, 2012 at 1:07pm
  • nickname

    yummmmm this guy makes me happy to be gay

    July 23, 2012 at 2:07pm
  • DrewSF

    Yeah I agree these guys are fugly to me, but I am NOT into twinks like them at all.

    July 23, 2012 at 3:07pm
  • Scott

    I’m guessing all the haters are actually bitter old single queens with notihing better to do than insult others.

    July 23, 2012 at 4:07pm
  • David

    Who is this, and how does this qualify as “gay news”? Queerty is such a fucking joke TBH. They see a half-naked man and cream their panties. Seriously, grow up, this site is an embarassment.

    July 23, 2012 at 4:07pm
  • Scott

    @ David, where does it say anywhere on the website that Queerty only reports news and nothing but? Get over your self-righteous self already!

    July 23, 2012 at 4:07pm
  • starlite auto theatre

    Elmo needs to suck that nipple. Milk does a body good.

    July 23, 2012 at 5:07pm
  • Wholly Mary

    BITCH, BITCH, THE BITCHES ARE BAAAAACK!

    July 23, 2012 at 6:07pm
  • Justin Hollon

    What’s up w/ this guys face? He’s got some unique features but it hardly makes him ‘morning goods’ worthy.

    July 24, 2012 at 2:07am
  • gentle reader

    i’m just sick of the overbranded designer underwear thingie

    July 24, 2012 at 5:07am
  • No

    The photo with Elmo is disturbing. And the guy’s face is not attractive.

    July 24, 2012 at 6:07am
  • Daez

    Tweaked out twinkie. Butter face!

    July 24, 2012 at 9:07am
  • JimmyBobby

    I wish they would start using sheer underwear in these things. So ’80’s.
    And I am saying nuttin about his looks.

    July 24, 2012 at 10:07am

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