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PHOTOS: Goalie-Turned-Nude-Model Stuart Tomlinson Scores Big Time

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PHOTOS: You’ve probably never heard of Stuart Tomlinson since he’s a goalie for Burton Albion. But what about Rupert Paddington Gomez? Besides being the greatest fake name we’ve heard in ages, it’s Tomlinson’s nom de modeling. And not just any modeling: nude and erotic modeling.

The Sun described Stu’s career path in snarky detail:

The muscle-bound shot stopper has been working as a male model for the past four years after he was approached by a London-based agency.

Stuart, 27, has appeared on the cover of Men’s Health magazine twice and promotes his saucy sideline on a website filled with photos of him flexing his oiled-up muscles while wearing the tiniest budgie smugglers known to man.

Anyone interested in hiring the goalie – or rather Rupert – for a modelling assignment will get a lot for their money – he’s willing to strip nude for the right price and his “services” include “bodypaint”, “glamour” and even “erotic”.

Tomlinson, for his part, remains practical about his second job.

“The modelling’s only been a part-time thing. The shoots only last for a couple of hours and it is an easy way to make a bit of extra money,” he said, adding,  “I get caned by the lads about it all the time – those pictures have ruined me in the dressing room.”

We could make caning jokes till the cows come home, as well as make reference to ruining Stuart in the dressing room, but everyone would probably rather just salivate over his modeling pictures. You can check out more at his Model Mayhem profile.

Photos: Model Mayhem

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16 Comments

  • electrongreen

    He looked nicer as a goalie, he looks so false now,And his face looks like plastic, not nice at all.

  • EdWoody

    If he’s got it, he may as well go ahead and flaunt it, as well as get paid for it.

    Those giving him a hard time for it are probably just jealous that he has the body and the balls to do it. They wish they looked like him.

  • speedbrds

    I would not mind waking next to him in the morning.

  • hf2hvit

    ARTICLE: Way too many words about NOTHING
    “MODEL”: Way too much body wax.

  • litper

    Stop fetishizing the “straight” guys!

  • balehead

    He’s amazing!! Stop online bullying from jealous lazy queens!…

  • Tracy

    Large pecs…. you can prepare a dinner for two on those things.

  • MikeE

    it’s weird.. he doesn’t look like the same guy in the various pictures.

  • litper

    You’re killing gay teens with your straight idolization!

  • MikeE

    @litper: who’s idolizing anyone?
    the guy is meat for hire.
    pretty to look at.
    chances of ever getting hands on? 0%

    that isn’t what’s killing anyone.

  • CaptainFabulous

    I always get a kick out of the hateful bitchy queens when they tear thru some extremely attractive man they will never be or have. Pretty sad and pathetic.

    Jealousy is an ugly shade of lipstick, bitches. Tho it does nicely match self-hatred eyeshadow.

  • litper

    @CaptainFabulous: it’s you who are self-hating, lusting after that “straight” trash

  • Scott Bonzitski

    NO ONE gets cut like that without utilizing steroids. Look at the other pictures on the web and see that he is not as in shape as the current ones. I feel bad for all the ppl taking these corrupt things without caring about the consequences later on in life. A moment of fame for liver damage, heart failure, brain tumors… SAD…

  • CaptainFabulous

    @Scott Bonzitski: And yet another tear-down. You don’t know him, you know nothing about him, so how on Earth can you assume he’s taking steroids? It’s much more likely these pictures are Photoshopped to enhance his musculature. Or maybe he went on a strict fat-burning diet and muscle-building exercise routine like any number of actors do when a role requires it(like Hugh Jackman — or is he too on steroids in your opinion of infinite wisdom?)

    The constant putdowns get really old guys. If you don’t have anything nice to say how about not saying anything at all, eh?

  • Rockery

    @CaptainFabulous:

    Its likely that it is photoshopped, but even so look at his pecs – it looks like a roided body. I don’t care though, the 1st pic is HOT, the rest are good too.

    Tearing down people is not cool but valiantly defending people you don’t know is equally odd especially when some things aren’t that mean (none of the comments were particularly mean)

    Saying he is on roids is not a stretch and very likely

  • MuscleModelBlog.com

    Very good physique. Like my mom used to say, “If you got it, flaunt it.” lol. Who cares…he has a good body, and he wants to show it off. Let him.

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