Classic Morning Goods

THANKS FOR THE PHOTOS: He’ll Walker All Over You–Again!

UPDATE — This Thanksgiving Queerty has lots of things to be thankful about — a brand new look, a community of respectful commentors, queer-tastic parties. But most importantly the plethora of shirtless men that can be found on the Internet. This weekend, we are brining you back some of the hottest Morning Goods models because, well, you and your closeted cousin John need something to talk about over the dinner table. We are starting the day in, err, with Dallas. Because he proves that just like our Classic Morning Goods — somethings stay just as hard over time.

MORNING GOODS — When you’re as fit as Atlanta model Dallas Walker at age 45, you must be doing something right. He says it’s just about working hard, playing hard, and loving life, but there’s a strict diet and exercise regimen behind this body, too. (Photos: Dennis Dean, Jaywellen Studios, Bubbaclicks)

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  • Sebastian

    Thank you, HAWT!

  • SpireaX

    I will designate him as my third hubby, after Anderson Cooper and my first hubby.

  • Tone

    He looks like Max Headroom in some of the photos.

  • Jack E. Jett

    @SpireaX: I will marry Anderson after you divorce him….Just keep me posted.

  • [email protected]

    “weekend, we are brining you back some of the hottest Morning Goods models ”

    Yeah, BRINING would be the operative word, eh?

    Do you people even speak English or read what you’ve written?

    A simple letter “G” would make you seem less ridiculous.

    Or did you really MEAN to type the word “brining?”
    If so, then I get it.
    You’re making fun of old turkeys with the first pic.
    Ha ha ha….

  • [email protected]

    Oops, sorry – you’re right.

    I actually checked out all the other pics and you’re right.
    “Brining the old turkey” was just what you intended, it seems.

    Ha ha – very nasty of you.
    Love it – and I’m older than the old capon in your pics.

  • David C

    Oooof. She got some legs.

  • Eastwood

    In my expert opinion :) he has a very attractive chest and a good look in his eyes, like you can rely on him.

  • unclemike

    @Gay Christian: Wow. For a gay christian, your comment is awfully presumptive, rude, and…well…un-christ-like.

    And, no, you don’t have to find this guy hot. The rest of us will take up your slack.

  • Phil

    I find smiles to be very attractive.

  • JoeyO'H

    I’ll take a rugged 45 year old over a skinny twink anyday of the week.

  • zxc

    Who is he? What’s his name?

  • me

    How typically transphobic of queerty, showing the privileged white cis gay male as something to be admired. When will you show some Trans or gender-queer morning good? Oscar deserves a glitter bombing! My Trans systers and brothers need to rise up together in arms!

  • Gay Christian

    hey ‘ME’,

    We carried your dead weight for years as LBGT…… so stfu with your transphobic trash.

    Seriously we could have been just LG and not had to be associated with you guys at all. We’d probably all have the right to marriage, but no — we had to be associated with members of one sex wanting to be the other which only led to further intolerance by straight people.

    In fact, I don’t even understand why you guys are part of LBGT??? You WANT to be a different sex, I am perfectly happy being a male.

    Go start your own rights groups you pathetic coat tail rider.

  • Gigi

    @Gay Christian: Where did you come from, and can you please go away? We LGBT folks have enough hatred directed at us each and every day without getting it from people who are supposedly from our own “community,” whatever and wherever that is. Gay Christian indeed!

  • Mike in Asheville

    @Gay Christian: @Gay Christian:

    Quick question: do you what being a “Christian” truly means? As in, following Jesus in kind?

    Perhaps you should re-enlighten yourself to the Golden Rule; no certainly need to brush-up on it.

  • timncguy

    @me: how do you know he’s gay?

  • dvlaries

    Thanks for answering my request. Haven’t paged through them yet, but even if they’re reruns Dallas Walker (that’s his name) is damn hot. He won’t fail us. :)

  • dvlaries

    First run at Queerty back in August ’09, maybe we could make Dallas a Black Friday perennial. Alessando Calza should have a day too. Maybe make a contest out of this with regular visitors voting for their favorites, with 10 to 12 ‘winners’ getting an annual showing.

    “A Morning Goods Golden Classic.”

  • Kamikapse

    Bad pun + ugly guy

    Classic morning goods indeed.

  • JR

    @Gaychristian ….it’s better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

  • dvlaries

    @Eastwood: Eastwood said >>In my expert opinion :) he has a very attractive chest and a good look in his eyes, like you can rely on him.<<

    Perfectly put. You took the romantic words right out of my mouth.

    Walker personifies the kind of guy I dreamed of losing my virginity with back at 18, before settling for some mere mortal like myself. Others will say different, but we need dreamboats like this so that all optimism isn’t crushed by this or that story of an LGBT setback, or another right-winger pushing legislation aiming to count us as subhuman.

  • matt

    @Gay Christian: Can we keep the trans folk in LGBT but somehow exclude gay “Christians” such as yourself (real Christians are free to stay)? That would be a much preferred solution.

  • QJ201

    @Gay Christian: Troll. Rude. Unnecessary. In other words, you’re an *sshole.

  • Stace

    Bitch whatchu squinting at?!

  • DJ Veno

    He’s probably as old as my oldest brother..but who cares, he’s one hwat piece of ass.. I want!!!

  • Lady Gag Gag

    @Kamikapse: I’ll get you a white cane and some more pencils for your tin cup.

  • Leon Kirby

    I know him very well. He’s one of my best friends. I can tell you that his physical attributes, numerous though they are, are the least of his qualities. He’s one of the funniest, sweetest, smartest, kindest people I’ve ever had the pleasure to meet.

  • Stephen

    Uh…this is my Dad.

  • declanto

    Anybody who doesn’t respond to this gorgeous man must have been botoxed in their erogenous zone.

  • declanto

    @Gay Christian: Holy sh*t am I glad you don’t speak for me! Can’t you find a more disenfranchised group to demean and ostracize? What a miserable human being you are.
    And any self-described gay/queer who doesn’t feel all tingley just looking at Dallas Walker must have been botoxed in their erogenous zone.

  • Mike in Asheville

    @Stephen: Well Stephen, whether you are into boys or girls or both, your future wife or husband, will love meeting your Dad as they will project that you will look that good at 45 too!

  • JoeyO'H

    An older man can be considered as hawt. It’s nice and refreshing to see a “man” rather than a malnourished hairless twink with sub-par looks. ‘Cos that’s what we’re force fed constantly.

  • Mike in Asheville

    @JoeyO’H: “An older man” is relative to your own age. In my case, in my opinion, this younger man is very very hot.

    And, now 30 years ago, when I was first out at 19/20, I found men like this one extremely hot and lots of fun in bed!

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