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PHOTOS: Hereeeee’s Carson!

By Queerty Staff December 21, 2009 at 8:12am · 36 comments

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36 Comments

  • SouLKid

    Those veins are not sexy at all.
    Shouldn’t a 44 year old be cutting off the hours he spends at the gym?

    December 21, 2009 at 9:12am
  • terrwill

    Kudos to the excellent shape for 44yo, sorry those huge freakin
    veins are a deal killa…………….

    December 21, 2009 at 9:12am
  • dk

    SouLKid

    Shouldn’t a 44 year old be cutting off the hours he spends at the gym?

    WTF? Why yes you are absolutely right. We in our 40’s just spend time eating soup and hobbling around on our walkers waiting for our next diaper change…

    December 21, 2009 at 10:12am
  • Joseph

    Yuck! I just threw up a bit in my mouth:s

    December 21, 2009 at 10:12am
  • hardmannyc

    Wow. Just wow. He’s probably juicing, but so what? The results are FABULOUS.

    December 21, 2009 at 10:12am
  • RD

    He looks like He Man action figure from when I was a kid. Yuck!

    December 21, 2009 at 10:12am
  • Michael

    Jaw dropping. Must..! Get..! To gym..! Right now!!!

    December 21, 2009 at 11:12am
  • Kyle

    He’s so gross even his veins are trying to escape him.

    December 21, 2009 at 11:12am
  • Chance

    I think I know why you guys aren’t comfortable with veins. The way I understand it, you can’t really see veins when you’re diabetically obese. But while they may seem strange to you, those are, in fact, the things that carry the blood to your toes. So they don’t have to be amputated when your ankle fat starts tingling. Fitness is fun!

    December 21, 2009 at 11:12am
  • Josh NYC

    Oh no, Fat people protesting a Fit guy again?

    Look, it’s very easy:

    FAT is LAZY
    FAT is UNHEALTHY
    FAT is UNATTRACTIVE

    December 21, 2009 at 12:12pm
  • McShane

    While I’m not a fan of huge muscle development-sexually that is, Im’sure that If he’s a sport’s medicne doctor he’s doing something he likes in a healthy way (cardiovascular. dev) Some people see weight lifting as a sport.

    That is a great face!

    In tune with what DK (above said) It seems kind of pathetic to see men 40+ working at getting fat and unappreciative of what they do have.”spend time eating soup and hobbling around on our walkers waiting for our next diaper change”.

    …

    December 21, 2009 at 12:12pm
  • Josh NYC

    @ SoulKid:

    Should it be “Fat” SoulKid?

    December 21, 2009 at 12:12pm
  • Paul

    Well that’s definitely a ‘roid body but i like it, veins and all!

    December 21, 2009 at 12:12pm
  • terrwill

    ‘Roid guys have minus’ instead ‘o penises! : P

    December 21, 2009 at 12:12pm
  • hardmannyc

    ^^^ I’ve been with several guys who do ‘roids, and I can say that that’s the comment of someone who has not.

    December 21, 2009 at 1:12pm
  • Austin

    I think he’s gorgeous, veins or no,
    but seriously, He’s Orange!

    December 21, 2009 at 2:12pm
  • mark

    Striking face and chest, but too veiny in the arms and legs.

    December 21, 2009 at 2:12pm
  • Stenar

    GROSS. Too much time in the gym. He could’ve been defined and muscular, but laid off the weights a while ago.

    December 21, 2009 at 2:12pm
  • terrwill

    No. 14 · hardmannyc: I neva been wit one waaay too big
    for my desires…..is it also false that the nutbag actually contains raisins? and that you can pretend you are reaing braile by running hands over the backcne??? : P

    December 21, 2009 at 2:12pm
  • Republican

    Look, he’s a little overly muscular for my taste too, but some of you complain even when the guy is just a nicely ripped jock (which is perfectly healthy and attractive), so I don’t know what would please some of you. Rush Limbaugh in a speedo?

    December 21, 2009 at 2:12pm
  • Chance

    Oh Republican, you make me weak in the knees.

    December 21, 2009 at 2:12pm
  • terrwill

    No. 19 · Republican: Oh Gawd, I just lost my lunch! Thinking
    about Rush Windbag in a speedo ;-{

    ps: He is my choice for the next rightwing-nutbag lunatic
    to be dragged outta his self hating closet………

    December 21, 2009 at 3:12pm
  • hardmannyc

    Terriwill: Sometimes true about the nutbag, depends on where they are in cycle, how much, personal medical history, testosterone level, etc.

    As for “running hands over backbone”: If you mean they’re sinuous and veiny, yeah. But I like a lack of body fat 🙂

    December 21, 2009 at 4:12pm
  • alan brickman

    Jealous, jealous, jealous…

    December 21, 2009 at 7:12pm
  • Suburban

    There is such agism here anymore, are you supposed to die after 40, and I’m not even 40 yet. I think he has a great body, he should be very proud of it and show it off!!

    December 21, 2009 at 8:12pm
  • Nick

    Definie hair issues

    December 21, 2009 at 8:12pm
  • drresol

    Well, he’s obviously a good-looking man (else he wouldn’t be featured on MG)…he’s a bit over-muscled for my tastes, but I’ll concede that that is simply my personal tastes; others may find that very attractive. To each his own. But man…those veins…I won’t even call them unattractive. They look bizzare and alien. This is the first MG who made me feel a bit squeamish.

    December 21, 2009 at 10:12pm
  • David

    He’s a beautiful man, but, he’s taken it a few steps too far. Bring the body fat up a couple % to minimize the vascularity. You have to admire the work he has put in though. They would love him if he ever has to check in to the hospital, they have a bunch of veins to choose from.

    December 21, 2009 at 11:12pm
  • Darryl

    Good-looking guy, but like so many men, he’s stuck in the decade of his 20’s – which was the 80s. Too tan, too much muscularity and a little too cheesey. Slim down a bit, get a haircut and let the tan fade dude! Try not to look so self-possessed, also – you’ll be much more attractive..

    December 22, 2009 at 2:12am
  • Tackel

    #10 @ Josh NYC

    The same things could be said about a STERIOD user.

    1. Steroids are the LAZY mans way out.
    2. Steriods can be unhealthy.
    3.And while the model does heve a good looking face, the body is unattractive.

    And at his age,if he chooses to come off the roids and go nutural, his body skin is gonna sag like you would not believe. Seen it many of times. Steriods destroy collagen.

    December 22, 2009 at 8:12am
  • Mike

    Almost 2010 and gay men are still insulting each other.

    December 22, 2009 at 5:12pm
  • Ted B. (Charging Rhino)

    Screw the complainers…have him wrapped and placed under my tree.

    December 23, 2009 at 9:12pm
  • Suburban

    @ Ted B, thanks for that. The critism over his age, is this what I have to look forward in a few years, very depressing…I would kill to look 1/2 that good at any age.

    December 23, 2009 at 9:12pm
  • jockstrapping

    A little too overdeveloped but I can live with it. Sadly, he chooses to dress like a 20-year-old. He would be infinitely more sexy in a pair of boardshorts or trunks rather than some quasi-International Male get up.

    December 25, 2009 at 7:12pm
  • BB

    So sad to hear such mean comments about a delightful man who puts health & fitness first..Really boys..you only wish you had that face, bod and skin. No matter the age.
    Take a look around and see the fat on most people who are wayyyy to lazy to do anything about it.
    I think it should be mandatory for one to post their own half naked body pixs on here when they make a comment..and lets all see what you look like..lol. I am sure it would be a Saturday Night Live comedy show!

    October 19, 2011 at 11:10pm
  • BB

    So sad to hear such mean comments about a delightful man who puts health & fitness first..Really boys..you only wish you had that face, bod and skin. No matter the age.
    Take a look around and see the fat on most people who are wayyyy to lazy to do anything about it.
    I think it should be mandatory for one to post their own half naked body pix’s on here when they make a comment..and lets all see what you look like..lol.
    I am sure it would be a Saturday Night Live comedy show!

    October 19, 2011 at 11:10pm

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