We hope mask technology has advanced with the times and is up to the task of protecting the San Jose Sharks’ newest goalie.
The ice hockey team just signed 23-year-old Mantas Armalis to the team, and even his absurdly attractive teammates must be saying “dayum” under their breath.
When Armalis isn’t watching out for pucks flying towards him, he’s doing this:
And this:
How about we take this to the next level?
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And also some of this:
Billy Budd
Devastatingly beautiful.
Gigi Gee
Model/goalie. Okay.
John Malin
Hockey just became my FAVORITE SPORT of all time!
Blackceo
Not really into the Nordic look but good god I love a man with a strong jaw line.
justgeo
WTF a ‘catcher’ and blocker at the same time. Such a fucking TEASE torture object I don’t care makes me want to break my own ‘respectful’ limits. Love to meet meat the person inside of THIS package.
Jesse Tuck
I knew I loved this sport for a reason I mean damn
footwork61
He can puck me.
martinbakman
Yes, KwearTee, in fact his teammates are popping a boner in the team shower. It’s beyond anyone’s control.
True story.
Celtic
OMG. NOW I want to learn to play hockey. YUMMMMY.
SteveDenver
MUTHER PUCK!
strix1
Does he smile? How many teeth are missing??
Josh447
strix1
LoL, you wish.
Billy Budd
@strix1: How dare you, how dare you try to find an imperfection in this utterly gorgeous young man? You would give your right ball in order to get a kiss on the cheek from him. Be honest.
Daggerman
..he’s horrible–looks like a ugly robot!!!
Billy Budd
@Daggerman: “Beauty is produced by the pleasing appearance and good taste of the whole, and by the dimensions of all the parts being duly proportioned to each other.”
Vitruvius
Hussain-TheCanadian
@Billy Budd: Stop teasing Strix Billy………..(reaches for a fan)
Thad
But the Sharks are evil.
Yes, Armalis looks fine…but there are many good-looking goalies in the NHL, Even the ordinary ones look great to me (I’m talking about you, Steve Mason).
D P
well, I used to favor the Dallas Stars team for having Tyler Seguin, but I’m changing my favored team now!
Thank you Queerty, for bringing this to our attention!
D P
Just checked out the NHL’s website, and found Mantas Armalis’ stats cite 6’3″ 205 pounds.
Nice.