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PHOTOS: Hottest Men Of Miami Heat And San Antonio Spurs

By Greg Owen June 20, 2013 at 5:00am
miamiheat For the sports-minded, a lot of sports going on right now. On Sunday, an English South African won the U.S. Open (that’s golf). We’re in the middle of the Stanley Cup Finals (that’s hockey). And tonight could be the final game of the NBA finals between the Miami Heat and San Antonio Spurs — that’s basketball, guys. As evidenced by the boys of Boston and Chicago, there’s a lot more to team sports than balls, bats and pucks. Before it’s too late, then, on the following pages find the men of the Spurs and Heat: an appreciation. San-Antonio-Spurs-Tim-Duncan-Playoffs-2013-HD-Wallpaper
tiago-splitter-shared-picture-996689798 Tiago Splitter San Antonio Spurs This guy is Brazilian of German descent and a naturalized citizen of Spain who’s been playing professionally since he was 15 and in the US since 2006. Would you go around the world with him? Position: Forward/Center Age: 28 Height: 6’11” Weight: 240 Years Pro: 13
tony_parker015_v1 Tony Parker San Antonio Spurs What is with the Spurs and the French? Parker’s mom was a Dutch supermodel, and it shows. Oh, and he was married to Eva Longoria for a while. Then he dumped her ass because he wanted to be available for your fantasies. Position: Guard Age: 31 Height: 6’2” Weight: 185 Years Pro: 14
diawboris1113yz Boris Diaw San Antonio Spurs Half French, half Senegalese, all delicious. Position: Forward/Center Age: 31 Height: 6’8” Weight: 235 Years Pro: 10
San Antonio Spurs v Toronto Raptors Cory Joseph San Antonio Spurs Joseph is a jumping Benetton billboard, all Canadian caramel goodness. Position: Guard Age: 31 Height: 6’3” | Weight: 185 Years Pro: 2
  tumblr_mjqd72QkY91rpc6qbo1_500 Chris Andersen Miami Heat If you like your men huge, tatted out, with hairy pits and serious attitude, this is your guy. I can literally smell the musk from here. Position: Forward-Center Age: 34 Height: 6’10” Weight: 228 Years Pro: 10
mario-chalmersMario Chalmers Miami Heat Baby-faced Chalmers gives good press conference. I mean look at those lips. Position: Guard Height: 6’2″ Weight: 190 Years Pro: 4 Age: 27
NorrisCole Norris Cole Miami Heat This is the guy you’re gonna bring home to mother. Position: Guard Height: 6’2″ Weight: 175 Years Pro: 1 Age: 24
nandoNando De Colo San Antonio Spurs Nando (center) is French and plays for their national team when the Olympics roll around. He looks good in the their daytime ensemble, don¹t you think? Position: Guard Height: 6’5” Weight: 200 Years Pro: 7 Age: 25

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LeBron James

Miami Heat

Love him or hate him, he’s the biggest name in basketball. And he’s working that Amish beard.

Position: Forward

Height: 6’8″

Weight: 250

Years Pro: 9

Age: 28

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5 Comments*

  • Bee Gaga

    I love how there’s like a collection of maybe 8 white players in total on both teams and y’all just so happened to pick 5 of them for the hottest men, really? Mike Miller? Chris Andersen? (Granted he looked hot in that picture but just THAT picture) hell Dwayne Wade isn’t even a cute guy and he looks better than those two and that french guy, girl please. I’m guessing the black men aren’t the type, eh. Typical

  • M

    @Bee Gaga:

    Uh, 8 of the 11 photos feature men of color…are you OK?

  • Bee Gaga

    @M: No 7 of the 11

  • Fidelio

    There’s something about Danny Green that is just so hawt! His 3-pointers? His dance moves? That black leotard on his left arm? Who knows. Clang, clang, fire up the bomberos!

  • Kangol

    LeBron, Tony Parker, Boris Diaw, Cory Joseph, Rashard Lewis, Dwyane Wade, Kawhi Leonard, DeJuan Blair, and don’t forget Shane Battier!

    Lots of hotness on both teams.

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