Cherry Picking

PHOTOS: Hottest Men Of Miami Heat And San Antonio Spurs

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For the sports-minded, a lot of sports going on right now. On Sunday, an English South African won the U.S. Open (that’s golf). We’re in the middle of the Stanley Cup Finals (that’s hockey). And tonight could be the final game of the NBA finals between the Miami Heat and San Antonio Spurs — that’s basketball, guys. As evidenced by the boys of Boston and Chicago, there’s a lot more to team sports than balls, bats and pucks. Before it’s too late, then, on the following pages find the men of the Spurs and Heat: an appreciation.

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Tiago Splitter

San Antonio Spurs

This guy is Brazilian of German descent and a naturalized citizen of Spain who’s been playing professionally since he was 15 and in the US since 2006. Would you go around the world with him?

Position: Forward/Center

Age: 28

Height: 6’11”

Weight: 240

Years Pro: 13

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Tony Parker

San Antonio Spurs

What is with the Spurs and the French? Parker’s mom was a Dutch supermodel, and it shows. Oh, and he was married to Eva Longoria for a while. Then he dumped her ass because he wanted to be available for your fantasies.

Position: Guard

Age: 31

Height: 6’2”

Weight: 185

Years Pro: 14

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Boris Diaw

San Antonio Spurs

Half French, half Senegalese, all delicious.

Position: Forward/Center

Age: 31

Height: 6’8”

Weight: 235

Years Pro: 10

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Cory Joseph

San Antonio Spurs

Joseph is a jumping Benetton billboard, all Canadian caramel goodness.

Position: Guard

Age: 31

Height: 6’3” |

Weight: 185

Years Pro: 2

 

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Chris Andersen

Miami Heat

If you like your men huge, tatted out, with hairy pits and serious attitude, this is your guy. I can literally smell the musk from here.

Position: Forward-Center

Age: 34

Height: 6’10”

Weight: 228

Years Pro: 10

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Miami Heat

Baby-faced Chalmers gives good press conference. I mean look at those lips.

Position: Guard

Height: 6’2″

Weight: 190

Years Pro: 4

Age: 27

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Norris Cole

Miami Heat

This is the guy you’re gonna bring home to mother.

Position: Guard

Height: 6’2″

Weight: 175

Years Pro: 1

Age: 24

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Mike Miller

Miami Heat

Me like titty.

Position: Forward

Height: 6’8″

Weight: 210

Years Pro: 12

Age: 33

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San Antonio Spurs

Nando (center) is French and plays for their national team when the Olympics
roll around. He looks good in the their daytime ensemble, don¹t you think?

Position: Guard

Height: 6’5”

Weight: 200

Years Pro: 7

Age: 25

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LeBron James

Miami Heat

Love him or hate him, he’s the biggest name in basketball. And he’s working that Amish beard.

Position: Forward

Height: 6’8″

Weight: 250

Years Pro: 9

Age: 28

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