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morning goods

PHOTOS: It’s a Schier Thing

By Queerty Staff April 27, 2010 at 5:04am · 36 comments

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36 Comments

  • Kaydeez

    OMG!!! Every picture gets hotter and hotter. And number 11 is mouth watering. Haters enjoy… Damn he’s so hot – he should try to f*ck myself

    April 27, 2010 at 7:04am
  • Ricky

    Ok, so this one’s physically on the same page as yesterday’s juice box..

    However.. this one has been doing some squats.

    Like, all day long.

    Ill save you the trouble (ty no thumbnails!) of searching through 44 pics. # 2 10 16 22 27 39 42 for shots of that insane butt.

    It’s a tough one because in general he is pretty high on the GILF list but some of the pics (ermm #7) you get these weird lines in his pecs/traps.. scarring? I am not so sure…

    All in all, im still drooling.. 🙂

    April 27, 2010 at 7:04am
  • Drew

    This one has a future in porn….if he hasn’t already started!!

    April 27, 2010 at 7:04am
  • Fitz

    This guy is pretty darn hot. Not a personal fan of those tattoos, but is face and body are very wonderful.

    April 27, 2010 at 7:04am
  • tavdy79

    This guy is what yesterday’s guy is trying (and failing) to be.

    April 27, 2010 at 8:04am
  • DBB

    Crazy hot is right

    April 27, 2010 at 8:04am
  • Tackle

    The big difference between todays morning goods and yesterdays is that this guy has sex appeal. 44 pics are alot but it was worth it. And pic 42. If you look closley, you can see the center of his universe. Very hott!

    April 27, 2010 at 8:04am
  • hudson

    @Tackle: you’ve got very good eyes. Had to get down to the screen and look close- but there it is…………….

    April 27, 2010 at 9:04am
  • james_in_cambridge

    Another Morning Goods where a good amount of the pics aren’t there. Not as bad as previous ones but tsk, tsk anyway! Shady way to get hits Queerty!!

    April 27, 2010 at 9:04am
  • Hilarious

    This guy is totally hot and has a flawless ass…but from certain angles with the lens zoomed in he seriously looks like Prince’s love child. It freaked me out when I noticed it.

    April 27, 2010 at 10:04am
  • mikeandrewsdantescove

    Nothing like a good pubic line to get the morning started right.

    JJ
    Bare Chest Calendar Men
    http://jjadams928.blogspot.com/

    April 27, 2010 at 10:04am
  • alan brickman

    sOME OF THE BEST PICS YET!!! CLICK EVERYONE AND SUPPORT THE SITE…YOU DON’T SEE THIS ON ANDERSON COOPER….

    April 27, 2010 at 10:04am
  • alan brickman

    Hire him for Sparticus!!!

    April 27, 2010 at 11:04am
  • Sigfrid

    It would be so much better if the pics are presented as a gallery…clicking number after number to see a pic is so 90´s…think about it webmaster

    April 27, 2010 at 11:04am
  • mark

    two words….HOT DAMN!

    April 27, 2010 at 12:04pm
  • Michael

    Wow. HOT!

    April 27, 2010 at 12:04pm
  • Miles

    @Ricky: As an ass loving man, thank you for the heads up! #42 is insanely hot but I also like #27…very fun and flirty!

    April 27, 2010 at 12:04pm
  • tavdy79

    @james_in_cambridge: I didn’t notice a single pic missing. Unless you count that advert page, of course.

    April 27, 2010 at 12:04pm
  • neighborino

    44 has peen!

    …thought you should know.

    April 27, 2010 at 12:04pm
  • david

    this hottie make me want to be reincarnated as tatoo INK <<<<<

    April 27, 2010 at 12:04pm
  • Dude

    I’d do him! Probably screams like a highschool cheerleader.

    April 27, 2010 at 1:04pm
  • David in Houston

    Yup… I’m definitely gay. Very hot guy. #4 is a great photo.

    April 27, 2010 at 2:04pm
  • Miles

    @David in Houston: Agreed #4 is the BEST. Ass lovers…..Check out #4!!! That is where my mouth needs to be!

    April 27, 2010 at 2:04pm
  • dvlaries

    All of us should have invested in a tattoo establishment or artist in the 90s. They’re not having any recession.

    April 27, 2010 at 3:04pm
  • neighborino

    HOW COME THE GUY WHO POINTED OUT YOU CAN SEE HIS ASSHOLE IN A PICTURE GOT TWO THUMBS UP AND WHEN I POINTED OUT YOU CAN SEE HIS DICK IN ANOTHER I GOT TWO THUMBS DOWN?!?

    …that thumbs up came from me. NO I’M NOT PROUD OF IT! But I did it. I didn’t want it to get hidden. Sorry for yelling. I just get upset, that’s all.

    April 27, 2010 at 6:04pm
  • drewbrown

    @neighborino: because you can’t see his dick! that’s why 🙂 i just looked, and i was annoyed cuz you can’t really see anything.

    April 28, 2010 at 2:04am
  • tavdy79

    @dvlaries: Schiermeier has had those tattoos since before the recession hit. But otherwise, good point – I’m hopinhg to get my first tattoo late this year or early next (as a reward for getting down to a 32″ waist and staying there for 6 months).

    April 28, 2010 at 3:04am
  • BK

    If a trashy tattoo above someone’s ass is called a tramp stamp, what is a trashy tattoo above someone’s dick called?

    Other than that he’s pretty stunning, if I do say so myself.

    April 28, 2010 at 5:04am
  • CEIRA

    SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    April 29, 2010 at 5:04pm
  • M33M

    This guy is so hot that I’m going to cry. I apologize.

    May 2, 2010 at 1:05am
  • declanto

    #6, “B” for breakfast.

    May 21, 2010 at 3:05am
  • Bisexual Vampire

    I fainted after seeing this gogerous man’s picture. I will do all kings of things with him between the sheets. Using a condom of course.

    June 9, 2010 at 2:06am
  • Bisexual Vampire

    Why can’t all men have a body like this guy and look as good? This man is sexy and he’s my baby’s daddy. Take at look at #26

    June 9, 2010 at 2:06am
  • Bisexual Vampire

    I take that back, I like picture #40 and the postion he’s in. LOL

    June 9, 2010 at 2:06am
  • Bisexual Vampire

    Picture #4 got me horny. I am going to bed after looking at that naked body from behind. If I ever had to go to prison, please let my cell mate look like this man. LOL

    June 9, 2010 at 2:06am
  • sanfranca1

    Woof!

    August 25, 2013 at 11:08pm

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