MORNING GOODS — It’d be juvenile to say we have some sort of football fantasy with 27-year-old Barcelona model Carlos Brazil. It’d be more mature, then, to say we absolutely do have one. (Photos: Gary Holmes, Hot Snapz)
How about we take this to the next level?
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Fitz
That first photo was so hot.. then the second one was so disgusting that I didn’t go further. Yeah baby.. nothing hotter than a ban saddled up to a machine used to terrorize and murder. Fucking sickos.
Daniel
7 and 10 are pretty close to showing penis which is a shock on Queerty.
The guy has a nice body but the photos make him look short and his face isn’t really doing it for me.
What’s with the gun? Not sexy.
terrwill
No. 2 · Daniel: Who are you the freakin penis police??
(we want to encourage penis portrayal!)
That bein’ said I have heard of the mile high city, never
saw a mile high forehead before…….sorry gotta give
this guy a fail……….. :-{
sal(the original)
terrwill’s comment made up for these pics.lol
sal(the original)
i say we protest over today’s morning goods !!!!REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!Fidel lead us!!!!!!
terrwill
No. 5 · sal(the original: I think I got some old berets in
my closet…………….. : P
mikeandrewsdantescove
Nothing like football pads to get your morning started right.
JJ
http://jjadams928.blogspot.com/
AlanInSLCutah
Its sad that the only reason that I actually was interested in those photos was when he had almost shown his penis. How sad. 🙁
dk
Very sexy, not especially good looking. I hope a friend shot these photos, the pics are rather amateurish.
Fitz
DK, you hope it was a friend who had a semi-automatic laying around? Alan- there are lots of nice pics of dicks all over the web.
hardmannyc
Dude needs to lay off the juice. He’s got bitch tits.
Nick
I prefer a pretty face to big muscles any day.
sal(the original)
@ terrwill do you have one in gold?i want it to match with my sneakers cause lord knows matching outfit means im serious, SERIOUS!!!!Oooooo
sal(the original)
LOOK OUT QUEERTY!!!!!!you have a riot on your hands!!!!!
ChicagoLIberal
I think he is handsome – but those nipples remind me of a wonk eyes – one’s buggin and one’s winking!
David
The “sexy” face he’s trying to make in most of these photos, comes off more as, “worried face”…. like “did I remember to turn off the iron before I left the house.”
Jennifer Beals wants her Flashdance pants back from photo #4.
Lukas P.
Best and funniest comments section in many days! Lousy photos of a man uncomfortable looking into the camera. Horrible props.
Commenters: thanks for making lunchbreak fun!
terrwill
No. 13 · sal(the original): I don’t think you are old enough to be one of the “golden girls”……………. : P
No. 16 · David: “worried face” like “I am I gonna have to blow this photographer for taking these damm photos?” :-\
mark
%12…..or are you just glad to see us?
mark
Where did he dig up a photographer from the 80’s, who brought his jeans wardrobe too?
El Brucio
I don’t know, I find him rather cute. Hot body + average face = approachability.
While the guys with the chiseled pretty features are certainly nice to look at, it’s harder to suspend disbelief and imagine dating one of them.
Suburban
#7 is hot, I wish he did show his dick, penis sounds so childish being said that way. He has a great body, bitch tits? Does every guy who looks like this use roids, come on…
alan brickman
so masc and hawt…stop be jealous..lets see your photos already!..
alan brickman
I’ve noticed the non-white morning goods guys get more hate..are certain gays racist?….
jason
I’m not gay, but nice blog. bookmarked. Enjoyed the Avatar stuff.
sebastien
@Fitz
“That first photo was so hot.. then the second one was so disgusting that I didn’t go further. Yeah baby.. nothing hotter than a ban saddled up to a machine used to terrorize and murder. Fucking sickos.”
Completely agree with you…
If I was a model, i would refuse to pose with a gun or a knife.
scott ny'er
@ No. 26 · sebastien
@Fitz
What if you look at it as if he’s protecting innocents with the gun. He’s a cop, CIA, FBI, whatever. Because while it would be nice to live in a world without murderers and terrorists, we don’t. So, there does need to be some type of law enforcement to oppose such ilk.
Fitz
Scott… don’t be stupid. It’s a fucking semi. There is nothing sexy about that to me.
wmcarpenter
“Again with the guns. What is it with men and guns?”
“Well, I think I speak for the both of us when I say, because they’re metal penises.”
joe
what an unfortunate suit….
sal(the original)
at alan um im black,cant a bitch say what he feels without some fool on the internet making a mockery of REAL racism “so racist” honey you know what real racism is!!??!!grow up
BatMan
?????????, ? ????????.
markuk
he’s a bit cack-handed with that eye-liner.