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PHOTOS: Jesus for Jews

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OH SNAP — Oh, you didn’t receive the pop culture memorandum that says we must pay mind to the man Madonna may or may not be sexing? Because Jesus Luz, back in Brazil and heading to a Kabbalah center in Rio, demands your attention … and raises the question: You can wear a tank to Kabbalah? (Photo: Splash News)

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9 Comments

  • aaron

    Gawd he is hideous.

    WTF was Madge thinking when she canned Guy for this schmo?

  • Fitz

    As long as you have your magic red bracelet on, you can wear a tank top. And you get 2 free drinks at the poolside bar.

  • allancsn

    I suspect he has a DOD. Nice ass. I’d do it in a wisper.

  • Jew

    1. Jesus was a Jew.
    2, This guy is ugly.

  • Matt

    I think you guys are crazy!
    Jesus Luz is gorgeous, and I prefer blondes.
    He’s a 9-10. Guy was a 6-7 at best.

  • alan brickman

    he’s hawt..don’t be silly jealous queens!!!

  • hardmannyc

    If I were a 50+ woman bagging that, I’d be very, very happy.

  • ReC

    wow… i’ll take him… he’s VERY good looking… remove the tank

  • ewe

    If this guy was not named Jesus, Madonna would not even had bothered. she is and always has been somewhat predictable.

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