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morning goods

PHOTOS: Jump Off This Cliff

By Queerty Staff March 9, 2010 at 5:03am · 16 comments

MORNING GOODS — Fair warning: One one of the following pages you will see Clifff here on a porcelain throne. It’s oddly erotic, but yeah, just so you’re aware. (Photos: Paul Mariano)

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16 Comments

  • Tartuffe

    Hot guy, bad tattoo.

    Oh, and I feel bad for those classy ladies in picture 19. They’re probably not too thrilled that picture made it online..

    March 9, 2010 at 5:03am
  • That Bitch Téa Delgado

    Number 5 is wonderful.

    March 9, 2010 at 8:03am
  • DR

    Yeah, that tat in the last shot is pretty unfortunate.

    March 9, 2010 at 8:03am
  • terrwill

    Queerts: We gots no problem with you having lady type morning goods, we need to throw our lesbian sisters a bone (do we throw them bones?)…….But we can do without the pics of the MG guys with women lapin his body……its just icky!!

    March 9, 2010 at 9:03am
  • mikeandrewsdantescove

    Sexy man but the sets are terrible.

    JJ
    Brandon Lewis –
    http://jjadams928.blogspot.com/

    March 9, 2010 at 9:03am
  • dk

    The legs on #2 look great, but they don’t look like the legs in any of the other pics… hmmm. Have no problem with the pic on the toilet, but I have a huge problem with the blue bowl/tile and green seat. Yuck. Finally, 5 pics would have been plenty, beyond that they just look like facebook profile pics.

    March 9, 2010 at 9:03am
  • BK

    Am I trashy if I think the tattoo is kind of funny, though I would never get one like that ever?

    March 9, 2010 at 9:03am
  • hardmannyc

    I guess it’s my private perversion, but I really get off on seeing an ultra-buff straight guy being licked by lady tongues.

    March 9, 2010 at 9:03am
  • Brad

    YUM! If I saw that sitting on my john with the door open, I’d make no complaints!!

    March 9, 2010 at 10:03am
  • chango

    I call #2 Anguish. (which I insist upon pronouncing with a soft “a”)

    In it, I explore the futility of existence by covering my model’s extremities in various symbolic items.

    1) His hands in unraveled workout gloves representing the oppression of the proletariat.

    2) Feet clad in untied work boots showing the disdain the bourgeois has for our labor.

    3) An aviator trapper hat that suggests humanity is simultaneously rudderless and ensnared.

    4) A pair of black Calvin Klein briefs as an ironic nod to post-industrial consumerism.

    5) And a pair of aviator glasses because the model kept whining about the sun being in his eyes.

    March 9, 2010 at 11:03am
  • ganymeade

    I wonder about the str8 part, tho. Dude has an open invitation tattooed on his ass.
    Also, when the girl is unzipping him he looks like he could care less. The girls licking him are the ones into it. He is just posing. He is not licking back. Sure cute, tho.

    He is appealing to lot of us, I m sure.

    March 9, 2010 at 11:03am
  • EdWoody

    Exactly my type. Delicious.

    Except for the tattoo and the unnecessary fishy attachments.

    March 9, 2010 at 2:03pm
  • Lukas P.

    @chango: LOL, you call it ahnguish, I’ll call it ahngst! Thanks for the great laughs. You really should have your own post-modernist blolumn. Not too many writers can use words like
    “rudderless,” “ensnared,” and “unraveled” to such comedic effect!
    Nicely played!

    March 9, 2010 at 11:03pm
  • alan brickman

    Wow!!!…. are some losers chronically unhappy today!!!

    March 10, 2010 at 12:03am
  • sebastien

    Fetish? Check 400hz /london

    http://www.400hzphotography.com

    March 10, 2010 at 7:03am
  • Bitchy Bitch

    @alan brickman: Yes Alan, you do seem chronically unhappy today!!!

    March 10, 2010 at 3:03pm

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