PHOTOS: Justin Beiber Goes Wake Boarding In Wet, See-Through Calvins

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Sometimes, if you happen to be Justin Bieber, you simply have to go wakeboarding in your underwear.

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It happens. There are those days, provided you’re the “Sorry” pop star, that all you have on hand is a pair of white cotton Calvin Klein boxer-briefs. But since you want to get in the water, your only choice is to get the thin cotton drawers as wet and see-through and clingy as possible before having a photograph taken and immediately uploaded to your Instagram account. Everyone has days like that, provided everyone is Justin Beiber.

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Case in point: The following photographs, surreptitiously posted to Bieber’s Instagram account shortly before his July 3 concert in Miami, which continues his much-heralded tradition of being a coquettish tease and flirting with the entire Internet, including you.

“Not bad boys,” he captions the photograph. Is he referring to his…?

Here are the saggy, soggy photos.