Sometimes, if you happen to be Justin Bieber, you simply have to go wakeboarding in your underwear.
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It happens. There are those days, provided you’re the “Sorry” pop star, that all you have on hand is a pair of white cotton Calvin Klein boxer-briefs. But since you want to get in the water, your only choice is to get the thin cotton drawers as wet and see-through and clingy as possible before having a photograph taken and immediately uploaded to your Instagram account. Everyone has days like that, provided everyone is Justin Beiber.
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Case in point: The following photographs, surreptitiously posted to Bieber’s Instagram account shortly before his July 3 concert in Miami, which continues his much-heralded tradition of being a coquettish tease and flirting with the entire Internet, including you.
“Not bad boys,” he captions the photograph. Is he referring to his…?
DeserTBoB
Another few minutes of my life I’ll never get back…at least I stopped after reading the headline!
Xzamilio
@DeserTBoB: Yeah, but you commented, so you could have just read it and wasted time that way.
Bob LaBlah
Justin has a cute butt. I sure would love to smack it (or at least that is how I would start off).
That fantasy notwithstanding I feel sorry for the kid. He is at that age now where he is no longer a boy but at the same time it is nearly impossible to take him seriously in regards to anything other than this type of mischief. The good thing is he knows he has a cute bubbly tush and pictures of it are what keep ’em looking. He aint stupid. You go, you little male Madonna. Sex and fantasy still does sell.
sanfranca1
The writer (of the headline, at least) obviously does not understand the concept of “see-through”. In those pictures, you cannot see through the shorts.
klaw
Am sweating,did it get hot in here? Wooo
Sluggo2007
@DeserTBoB: How long did it take you to read the headline? 5 minutes?
IDoNotHaveToAgreeWithYou
Does anyone actually keep a magnifying glass around to be able to view these pictures that supposedly show something?
BriBri
@DeserTBoB: Yawn…..try a new non hackneyed reply.
MediaGuy
My friends have nicknamed the spanish guy who does my landscaping “Horsie” so, this kid’s wet pee pee doesn’t do much for me. And horsie is so lean and so hot. I will never get any, but I sure do think about it a lot. How much money would make the difference? (is it pervy to use binoculars when my grass is being cut?). hahahhaa.
Roan
Well, for a minute there I thought those were pics of my mother’s old douche bag, but that’s impossible because it’s in Ohio.
zipperzone
There are additional pictures to this shoot floating around the net. One of those is a picture of his buns and the Calvins are indeed quite sheer.
I can’t stand the little brat but have to admit that body & face wise he is hot.
Sluggo2007
I’ve seen his dick. It’s ugly.