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PHOTOS: Models, Models Everywhere and Not a Spot to Lick

lalmay13 MORNING GOODS — When you shoot any of these models — Tyler McPeak, Renato, Hugh and Ryan Koning, Tyler Batchel, Jason Morgan — solo, you’re bound to wind up pleased. Here’s evidence. But then photographer Joe Lally lumped them all together for this “Major Mayhem” spread, and things just get ridiculous.

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23 Comments*

  • Daniel

    Nice bodies and faces but nothing special overall.

  • PatrickD

    Skinny, odd-looking kids dressed strangely. Must be Halloween!

  • Chris2XS

    @PatrickD

    Or April Fool’s

  • Andreusz

    Some nice bodies and faces, but would anyone but a lunatic wear these clothes?

  • dk

    Blond hair – check
    Blue eyes – check
    Hairless body – check

    Another day on Queerty’s MG

  • ksu499

    #4. Yum.

  • BSTL

    It looks like he is wearing a diaper.

  • I pliss

    If Queerty give you muscled up guy you bitch. if you get skinny guys you bitch. if you get real models you bitch. it’s called morning goods. and I look forward to it. I love muscle up guys so if I can see that every morning my day is good! Fuck you bitches that complain when you can’t look as good as the ugliest guy on this site. before you complain Queerty should have you the viewers post your own pic and see how it feels. maybe you’ll be a little more nice! I love the pics on an artistic front and hot models.

  • Tessie Tura

    It’s just another day that I find the adorkable redhead in the adjacent Compatible Partners ad hotter than anything here. Why not photograph him? Fully clothed? Shopping in Walmart, cutting grass, jogging in sweats, doing his taxes. I don’t care. THAT would be something I would click through to the end – NOT this ad for a day-care center.

  • hardmannyc

    Profoundly uninteresting.

  • wmcarpenter

    Are those belly binders?

  • alan brickman

    He’s hawt!!…….what a bunch of BITTER BETTYS!!!

  • Fitz

    The hernia girdle in #11 is especially hot, lol.

  • Orpheus_lost

    I’m just glad to see a model who looks different from the last 20 or so who’ve looked exactly alike.

    Thanks Queerty!

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    Nice tits.

  • KyleR

    The thing fashion designers come up with is generally crazy and will fortunately rarely if ever make it off the runway. Except in some crazy persons closet.

  • mark

    I’d have your eyes checked, you missed dozens of spots I’d lick

  • Vincent

    Such bad photographs…

  • Suburban

    I will agree that a lot of the clothes he wears are lousy and the jock strap/whatever doesn’t cut it but he has a nice little body. #’s 9,13 are nice (I wouldn’t mind being on top of him, or under), #12 shows off his body and that stare and those eyes…

  • Anyway

    I’ve clicked on five or six of these pics. We’re not getting any VPL with this guy, huh?

  • El Brucio

    He’d be much hotter if he had a different haircut and wasn’t wearing those very strange clothes.

  • f123

    Bad hair

  • Steven

    Putting hot guys into bad clothes and giving them bad hair is something that fashion photographers can’t seem to resist, whether shooting a man or woman. Its such a pity.

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