Earlier this week James Franco enlisted his crush close pal Seth Rogen to be his motorcycle mama in a shot-for-shot remake of Kimye’s “Bound 2” video. Inspired by the duo’s gay makeover we reimagined some of your favorite film couples as same-sex sweethearts.

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An Officer and a Gentleman

Officer Richard Gere answers the ubiquitous, “Are you a steer or a queer” question when he sweeps gentleman John Travolta off his feet as a factory full of onlookers cheers then on.

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How Stella Got Her Groove Back

Denzel Washington is a stressed out, forty-something stockbroker soaking up the Jamaican sun when he meets boy-toy beauty, Taye Diggs, and becomes a love slave to his island rhythm.

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Love and Other Drugs

James Franco and Jake Gyllenhaal spend 90 minutes having ferocious, (prescribed) drug induced sex in a variety of positions and locations. Oh, and in between the lovemaking, Jake tries to find a cure for James’ Parkinson’s disease.

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Speed

Jesus, take the wheel! Skeet Ulrich has Keanu Reeves’ gears-a- grindin’ on their first date aboard a city bus that is set to explode if the speed drops below 50 mph. Um, hello… Anyone who’s ever driven from Santa Monica to downtown L.A. knows you’ll never reach 50 mph anyway.

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The Bodyguard

Will Smith is the “Queen of the Night” and former Secret Service agent Kevin Costner is hired to protect his majesty from an assassin’s bullet. Costner may take a bullet but it’s Will who ends up taking the big gun.

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Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Before Midnight

Before you can say, “Who the hell wrote all this dialogue?” Ethan Hawke and Leonardo DiCaprio will spend three movies; spanning 18 years, sharing perfectly crafted conversations about life and love. A love story that can only happen in the movies.

 

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The Notebook

“Signed. Sealed. Delivered. I’m yours!” says country boy Ryan Gosling to his long lost love Ryan Phillipe in a love story that finds the boys relentlessly wet from rainstorms and seductive sponge baths.

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Pretty Woman

Pretty boy Brad Pitt is working the boulevard when Richard Gere drives up and asks for directions. Brad works over Richard’s stick shift and ends up with a fist full of dollars and a closet full of designer clothes.

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Top Gun

Tom Cruise takes Val Kilmer’s breath away as they wrestle over who gets to be the top. Um, Top Gun that is.

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