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PHOTOS: Quit Haglaging Me


MORNING GOODS — We know Robert Haglage, when not putting together his look book, is a bartender and piano player in New York City. What we don’t know is whether he plays the piano at bars. Just in case the modeling thing doesn’t work out. (Photos: Kristopher Kelly, Ryan Colford Studios, Duc Nguyen, AGiammarco Photography)

On:           Jul 13, 2009
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    • Trent

      He WAY over estimates his cuteness. Pic # 2 says it all, decent body but fugly face!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 9:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve D.

      @Trent: Agree with your conclusion, but not how you got there. I think he IS cute, but he doesn’t photograph well: #s 6,7,11 are really just amateurish.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 9:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hardmannyc

      Face is cute enough, but the bod ain’t there at all.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 9:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KyleR

      You people are just not able to be pleased are you? This man is very pretty! And has a nice body! And I don’t know about the statements about his face, all you have to do is look at pic 7.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark

      @KyleR: Seriously? Number 7?
      I guess it comes down to personal preference because I think he’s pretty ugly in pic 7.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • galefan2004

      @KyleR: These only exist for the ugly bitter queens that don’t look half this good to try to tear down others to make themselves feel better, so of course there will never be anyone that looks good enough for these people.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Grey

      I’d love to have his body, either as my own or snuggled next to me. #4 and #10 are my favorites.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AlanInSLC

      For all the haters, please leave us all a link to your modeling photos, body shots, and face pics so we can all compare and deconstruct them with hateful comments. I’ll be waiting to see who can stand behind their criticism and show us all how cute and talented of models they are.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Terrell

      @galefan2004: You’re missing the point entirely. It doesn’t matter what the person viewing the picture(s) looks like. They’re not the ones putting themselves out there as a “model” with a photo spread.

      When you put yourself out there as a model expect to be picked apart.

      You(galefan2004)need to put things into proper perspective.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Terrell

      @AlanInSLC: You too Alan, you’re missing the point.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AlanInSLC

      My point is why be negative? If your gonna be negative and judgemental, why not be able to back your opinion up with a good example. Lead by example or shut the hell up!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AlanInSLC

      Also, if you don’t have a link to your pics, then give us your credentials that show that you are qualified to pass these judgements.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anyway

      Hateful trolls. How the hell do I (or any of you) know his potential for a modeling career? If any of you woke up with this image either in the mirror or next to you in bed, you’d be a lucky sonofabitch.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bboy

      #2 is adorable — would not only not throw him out of bed, would do all I could to get him in there. Not sure what the hell the haters are thinking — maybe still coming down off the weekend tweak fest?

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian

      Get off your soap box Mary. We’re gay men, of course we’re going to judge others who put out pictures showing plenty of skin.

      Critiquing a photo spread is not being negative. You’re just way too sensitive!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AlanInSLC


      Actually, you are wrong. Just causing a ruckus is all… and its working! :)

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • no way

      Some here must be really ugly if you think this guy is cute.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • galefan2004

      @Terrell: I’m not missing the point. Its sad that all the gay community can do is tear apart. Its kind of ridiculous really. When you are putting yourself out there you are just trying to make money. You aren’t putting yourself up for ridicule. However, the gay community would never be able to talk again if it followed the old adage about only saying nice things.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alberto

      @AlanInSLC: Well then you need to get a life sugar!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Terrell

      @galefan2004: You hyper-sensitive fellas just need to get together so you’ll have a partner to cry with.

      You were probably right there with PETA complaining when Obama killed that fly.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • galefan2004

      @Terrell: Oh, I’m sorry if I struck a nerve. I just think that the gay community does itself a disservice when it attacks everyone around it based simply on looks. Kind of makes you look like the shallow looks obsessed person you really are.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Terrell

      @galefan2004: “struck a nerve”!
      More like my funny bone. I think the fact that you feel like you have to defend this model (and yeah, models aren’t shallow) is hilarious!

      Sweetie you’re taking this WAY too serious! LIGHTEN UP!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • galefan2004

      @Terrell: I’m not defending the model. I’m calling you out on your judge every book by their cover bull shit that you most obviously possess.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Milkman

      How does pic #2 show this guy with a butterface? I don’t get it. I think he looks great. I’d love for my tummy to look like that…

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott


      “I just think that the gay community does itself a disservice when it attacks everyone around it based simply on looks.”

      What are you talking about! Do you think everyone in the gay community plasters modeling shots of themselves on Internet web sites? Girl Please! I think it’s great you have a cause and everything but try to find a useful and productive one!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Republican

      I can’t believe some on here get so upset over critical comments. The truth is that this guy is a model and thus his job revolves around his looks (or lack thereof). If this were a gay scientist, then yes, comments about his looks would be catty and irrelevant, but critical comments about his scientific work would be entirely appropriate. The same goes for pretty much all other professions.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Berliner

      @galefan2004: Just STFU already!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Terrell

      @Republican: THANK YOU!
      Some are just too naive (and clueless) to share your insight!

      Jul 13, 2009 at 12:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • galefan2004

      @Berliner: I will speak when and where I like. If you have a problem with that then find a way to deal with it.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 12:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Berliner

      @galefan2004: Just trying to stop you from further embarrassing yourself.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 12:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sal(the original)


      Jul 13, 2009 at 12:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GPM

      These little cat fights are more interesting than the photographs — really, they are! It’s fun to watch a bunch of gay men (with way way way too much time on their hands) getting into these wig fights. Very entertaining. Almost as fun as watching “The Women.” Thanks, you sad little wretched things. You’re all good for a laugh every once in a while (but not too often — that would be depressing.) Buh bye.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 12:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wayne

      @GPM: Oh self-righteous one. I’m sure you’re just as sad and wretched as the next.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 12:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AlanInSLC


      Anyone with enough time to sit and click through the pictures on this site obviously is in the same boat I am in, lacking in things to do with their time. We all need a life, not just me. Though I choose to not to put people down because they have made the decision to waste time here with nothing better to do at the moment.

      Who taught you manners?

      Jul 13, 2009 at 1:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steven

      Thats an *awkward* pose in number #11. Needs better cropping.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • M Shane

      Considering the fact that this fellows picture has been up only a short while, he certainly attracted far more attention than almost anyone I’ve seen.

      I find him very attractive: In many of his poses he reminds me of Donatello’s ‘David’ and other Rennasance figures.

      A big part of that beauty is that he resists that need for a hypermasculinized figure., which we often see. He has exceptional legs, a finer chest and great head. He seemsrelaxed and unpretentious.

      I would be happy to just flirt with a beauty like that.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 1:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gray Hunt

      blond, blue, handsome, classic body…what could be better. Anybody know the bar he works for ? It must be in Manhattan so I would be on my way to it afterwork today for a “stiff” one !

      Jul 13, 2009 at 2:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James Davis

      Bob (from Columbus, Ohio before heading to NYC) is actually a great guy, as for the face people keep mentioning it used to be grade A. He had a little accident with a subway car which caused him to need reconstructive surgery.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 2:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Douglas Gibson Jr

      #2 is hot and # 12 – I always did like men in white pants

      Jul 13, 2009 at 3:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hardmannyc

      @galefan2004: ” Its sad that all the gay community can do is tear apart.”

      You obviously haven’t been on a lot of straight sites like hotornot lately. EVERYONE on the internet tears everyone else down for looks. I’m a little tired of all this “gay people are so” blah-blah crap.

      We’re no better — or worse — than the larger society.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 4:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Suburban

      I like pic 8, nice eyes, but loose some clothes, he has nice jaw features, 9 isn’t bad, pic 13 he looks nice and rugged (cute too).

      Jul 13, 2009 at 6:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • andy


      Jul 13, 2009 at 7:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alexander

      I like your titles, Queerty, more than the models on your website.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 9:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Princess Pussyfoot

      WELL! If my no-necked friend “Tank” were here, he’d say too fat and old. Being the prissy boy he is, he’s looking for one with an 11 year old’s smooth body, no hair & a tiny dick. (She doesn’t like to be shown up & at least she won’t have to be scared of someone 15 minutes OLDER than she) Just stay away from the grade school playground chickenhawk.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ricky

      @hardmannyc: @Berliner: @Berliner:

      He put the goods out to be judged. By these standards everyone is attractive. get over it.

      Jul 13, 2009 at 10:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cheeseandcrackers

      who is complaining? oh smelly fat queens or worse, handsome ones with low self esteem…get over it you bitter bunnies…he is cute..he owns it, when will you start owning yourself?

      die or evolve. com


      Jul 13, 2009 at 11:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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