MORNING GOODS — Las Vegas-via-Finland model Sami Eskelin gives whole new meaning to “tighty whities.” (Photos: ASJ, S. Hoover)
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Adam
can’t even imagine having any kind of interesting conversation with this man.
SouLKid
Not attractive at all.
Christopher in VA
Daniel Craig is the only man I can think of who looks good this pumped up. Just too much. Pretty mug, though.
Christopher in VA
Damn, especially in #12!
Will
Hot body if you’re into that sort of thing… but his eyes look so… vacant.
mikeandrewsdantescove
Wow factor all around with the body, face and hair.
Josh Weston –
http://jjadams928.blogspot.com/
Hamburglar
Hey, if y’all don’t want him…
hf2hvit
He makes a great model but most of the pics make him look like a product from a taxidermy studio.
Law
:: hurls :: There is nothing hot about veins that look like they are about to burst.
Leto
I can’t imagine looking at these pictures and the first thing I worried about is whether he can carry a conversation! PRIORITIES are way off in these comments.
GPM
Since when did “morning goods” become a site about showing off guys who are good conversationalists? This one is just fine. Really fine.
Joseph
too much muscle, no body hair and an ugly face make for a complete fail this morning!
Blaine Ward
@Law: The “hot” comments are usually made by 500-pound, lonely old farts.
Black Pegasus
HOT!
But he needs to lay off the styling gel.
ron
He’s got luscious lips, a fab body, but obviously as dumb as a stump. He really should work on his abs, poor thing.
concernedcitizen
I agree RON he has the best lips I’ve seen on here yet!
pericg
thundercats ho!
Hilarious
Time saver: 1, 5, 6, 7, 13, 15, 16
Baby boy is hot. Ya’ll calm down.
alan brickman
HE’S HAWT, HAWT, HAWT!!! YOU’RE JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS…hit a gym already and stop whinning..no wonder equal rights are taking so long….
alan brickman
I’m 6’5 235 lbs ripped….
Clint
alien.
mrpeenee
Alien? Taxidermy? Whatever. I think he’s dazzling. Anyone who can pull off that Lady Gaga-apres ski thing in #8 is phenomenal.
jimmy
He genuinely has a nice body, but is face is so…weird for lack of better explanation (I’m a face man).
Queenie Martin
@Adam: Well, obviously NO ONE could possibly have any intelligent conversation with you. You’re an IDIOT!
L.
@alan brickman: That’s freakishly tall for a troll.
(BTW, you left “fat” out of your boilerplate comment above.)
David in Houston
These pictures are here so we can objectify him… not wonder what his thoughts are on 4D spacial anomalies. He has a perfect physique (if you’re into men with muscles), and he’s quite handsome too. What’s the damn problem?
alan brickman
not fat at all…I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF TO HELP OTHERS… please do the same….
David
5’2″
ganymeade
He is a Baltic beauty. The eyes look Samai which are a Finnish indigenous people. They have been in the Baltic region longer than the Magyars and the Vikings. I have very similar eyes and lips due to my Swedish heritage. Since Alan spilled his info:
I am 5′ 6 ‘130lbs and very fit with a boyish , Nordic face.
Terry Dock
Holy fuck! The world needs more eyes like those. Oo
Terry Dock
@ganymeade: Then we need to get married and start making babies! Oh wait, doesn’t work that way… :p
declanto
Superb Saami! I am sooooo queer for blue eyes and black hair.
Hilarious
@ganymeade: My aunt and cousin both have eyes like his and they’re black. My uncle’s face looks like this guy’s too.
I don’t think region has anything to do with it and well you can literally link the entire population of humans together genetically so it’s more or less just a roll of the dice.
darkanser
I guess the old adage is true: beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I think he’s one of the most striking men I’ve seen on Queerty. Makes me wonder what he did/does before modeling.