PHOTOS: Sexy Pinup Calendar Overload

Another day, another hunky pinup calendar. Actually, today we have two. Huzzah.

Let’s start with Hugo Marquez, whose flesh appears in the new Dieux du Stade calendar. (The calendar series has been running since 2001, features sexy pouting man-bodies in and around athletic venues, and is classy because it is French.)

Hugo was photographed earlier this year by Fred Goudon, who just released a handful of exclusive images of Marquez. He’s is a competitor on the French national judo team, don’t you know.

We’ve posted a handful of shots below, and you can see one more, featuring a scandalous bare butt, on Fred’s site.

Calendar number two has a scruffier tone, and features the men of Cub Camp, a Canadian beard party. Hairy men hanging out in the woods? Yes, okay, that will be just fine, thank you. Proceeds go to help queers living with cancer, so you can feel good about hanging this one on your wall.

At this rate, we’re going to need to devote an entire room to just hanging sexy pinups in 2014. That room will be called “The Masturbatorium,” and you will probably not want to enter without wearing galoshes.