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PHOTOS: Sexy Redheads Stoke A Fire In Our Loins

If there’s one modern trend that we simply do not get, it is the weird ostracism of redheads. It’s totally bizarre, right? Where did this even come from? (Racism.)

That’s why we’re tickled pink to see photographer Thomas Knights’ project “Red Hot,” featuring some highly fappable red-haired men. But this isn’t just about drooling over ginger hunks: Knights is on a mission to eradicate prejudice and brand redheads as heartthrobs. OKAY YES GO RIGHT AHEAD

We’ve gathered a few of our favorite of Knights’ shots, and also a couple more redheads we love, into a gallery below. Yum.

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One of Knights’ lovely models gazes majestically into the distance, wondering if he should put his shirt back on. (No.)

 

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Another Knights image, featuring a freckly face that reduces us to mush. Also, can we talk about those lips?

 

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Woof, sirs. Woof. Two hunks at Cody Baynes’ party, Ginger, at The Eagle in L.A. Nice of the one on the right to dress up for the occasion.

 

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What was that saying about blondes having more fun?

 

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Another shot from Ginger at The Eagle, where the manliness is so intense we grew a mustache just looking at this.

 

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Well helloooo sailor. Okay, maybe Conan isn’t as heartthrobby as some of the other boys in this gallery, but funny is sexy too. Also the gallery was a little short on pit hair, so there you go.

 

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This dapper young person’s name is Chris Lawrence, and we featured him earlier this year. Our crush has not subsided, which means it must be true love. Chris, let’s make out and wear all of our collared shirts at the same time.

 

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More of Chris, wearing his favorite pair of EVA underoos. Chris was established in 1987, the same year as rotten Cheers spinoff The Tortellis.

 

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And here’s one more, this time with a little upskirt potential. But ugh is that a cigarette? Okay, crush over.

 

We were going to post a photo of Kennedy Carter here, but the only one we had handy was full of peen. You’ll have to Google that one on your own.

 

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Here’s Joe Kennedy III, looking pretty grand. He was in the Peace Corps, was an Assistant DA, he assumed Barney Frank’s seat when Frank retired, and he is a dreamboat. He is also married — to a woman! — so, feh.

 

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And here’s Blu Kennedy, who is not, as far as we know, a member of the Massachusetts dynasty. He retired from porn in 2011 to “focus on other things,” which as it turned out meant becoming a pilot. Redheads! Is there anything they can’t do?