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  • Mathew

    I really like pic #24. Glasses are sexy. ;)

  • Ron

    @Mathew: meh. too brown/jewwy looking. and 24 is the worst.

  • Argos

    Cute guy, very well-defined muscles, but after seeing pic #3, I’ve come to the conclusion that he might in fact be a eunuch.

  • Scott

    Ron, he’s probably not actually “Jewwy” [sic] since he has a tattoo of a cross and the word ‘Forgiven’. But you definitely are a rude bigot.

  • Arlene

    You homosexual ruin good man! Homosexuality is an illicit lust forbidden by God. He said to His people Israel, “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination” (Leviticus 18:22). “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them” (Leviticus 20:13). In these passages homosexuality is condemned as a prime example of sin, a sexual perversion.

  • Scott

    Arlene, your husband just blew me while you were asleep in the next room

  • Travis

    @Arlene

    Clearly you haven’t read Matthew 4:17 where it says “Shut the fuck up!”

  • Ron

    @Scott: I’m not stating he is jewish specifically, its just that a lot of his shots have this ethnic looks I am just not really in to. Its not bigoted.

  • Arlene

    @Travis: listen Travis the transvestite, its the plain truth, you guys are not evil, its just that what you are doing is really really wrong and i wish you would just admit it and repent. Homosexuality is a travesty.

  • Frank

    @Scott: Again with the PC crap, if the dude doesn’t care much for the darker types, don’t need too call I’m out for it.

    @Arlene: I’m doing your Dad! I’m doing! I’m doing! I’m doing your Dad!

  • Mathew

    @Arlene: What, may I ask, are you doing at a gay-themed website? If your sole purpose of being here is to convert us, then you are wasting your time, as none of use are interested.

  • Viral

    @Arlene: Oh Arlene, you wanna scripture, let’s play…

    Colossians 2:8 “Beware, lest any man spoil you through philosophy and VAIN deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.”

    Deuteronomy 4:2 “Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.”

    and a personal favorite;

    John 8:7 “So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.”

    …Bitch

  • Arlene

    @Mathew: It is all about perseverance my confused friend, perseverance. You can cure your gay ways.

  • DSNX

    @Argos: Compression Shorts for training were given that name for a reason.

  • james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge

    @Frank: P.C. crap??? The guy calls him “too Jewey looking” and you think criticizing that is being p.c.? This website, because of people like you and Arlene and Jason who have taken over in nearly every thread, is complete shit now. I need to find a gay website that hasn’t become an off-shoot of the KKK.

  • Argos

    @No.16

    Some of these stories get hundreds/thousands of views. Relatively few people in comparison post their opinions about it. As for people like Jason, don’t let him bother you. He’s a racist, misogynistic shithead, and his viewpoint is in the minority here. As for posters like Arlene, I’m sure she’ll disappear as quickly as she showed up when she realizes that we’re all ‘beyond hope’ (aka: not ashamed of being gay).

  • Frank

    @james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge: KKK? Ho ho ho, hold your horses nancy, just because some of us don’t like the ethnic type doesn’t make us white supremacist. What happened to free speech. I do have black, latino, and other brown friends. And don’t compare me to that zealot Arlene, she sounds more like a troll than anything else.

  • David in Houston

    @ Arlene
    Leviticus 20:9 (supposedly spoken by God to Moses)
    For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.

    So the next time your kids smart-mouth you, God want you to stone them to death. You can’t pick and choose what parts of the Bible you want to follow. It’s all or nothing, lady.

  • David in Houston

    He’s a very handsome man. #20 is a great photo. But his tattoos are epically bad.

  • Tallskin

    @Arlene- your embarrassing sky-pixie worship is in need of a serious rethink

    What kind of shitforbrains worships a non-existent entity up in the sky?

    Particularly as this mythical pixie seems to be a most unpleasant entity.

    Get a life, girl

  • pete

    He looks like a terrorist to me.

  • George

    RELEASE THE KIKEN!!!

  • declanto

    @David in Houston: His shoulders are, like the rest of the torso, so over-developed as to be disproportionate. Note how the clavical has been forced down. He’s made himself an abomination. Grotesque!

  • declanto

    Sorry,meant to say his shoulders have been forced down from the clavicle. Still grotesque.

  • jimmy

    @pete: ho pete you are such a racist

  • declanto

    Arlene, Don’t you have some pressing business in Baluchistan or somewhere there’s a real need for humanitarian aid? Stop your self-righteous interferance with consenting adults and find something useful to occupy your otherwise pointless existence.

  • Jason

    He is just swarthy enough.

    Anymoreso and I would think he were not here legally.

  • Suzygoo

    @Arlene-I so vant to be converted into a lesbian so I can help you experience speaking in tongues in my Church of the Poisoned Mind.

    @Ron-what does “Jewwy” mean? He looks pretty white to me with a California tan but I don’t discriminate, I eat the white meat too even thought the doctor tells me that the dark meat is healthier!

    You go gurls!

  • jimmy

    @jimmy: ter·ror·ist (trr-st)
    n.
    One that engages in acts or an act of terrorism.

    you do not “look like a terrorist”, you act as a terrorist. go kill yourself you troll

  • Cory

    @Suzygoo: I don’t find him that much white. He’s pretty ambiguous. His MM profile says “Ethnicity:Other” and “With me, you will receive a diverse, multicultural, ambiguous look”. I’m not a big fan of mutts really.

  • james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge

    @Frank: You’re entitled to like or dislike anyone you want. Defending the term “too Jewey looking” is what makes you a racist asshole. Stop pretending like you’re too stupid to understand what I said.

  • fredo777

    I love #9, 20, + 21. Hot.

    To be fair, though, I only dig 21 b/c of the obvious action down below.

  • L.

    @Arlene: Listen love – the only way you *may* get me to listen to your light Bible-thumped banter is if you had piercing eyes, a sweet smile, a five-o’-clock shadow, a furry chest, a nice penis, a couple of balls, and an obvious appetite for ass.

    But so far the only conspicuous thing is that you have waaaaaay too much time on your hands if you spend it on a site like this one.

  • Suzygoo

    @cory-if you don’t like “mutts” why don’t you just say you only enjoy the “pure breed aryan men. I, myself will boink them all, big, tall, small, dark, chocolate, white, pink, red, yellow or black-I will boink them all except Cory or Ron. They deserve to be boinked by straight aryan women like Arlene.

  • Arlenefingersherselftothesepics=sinner

    He is a gorgeous man.

  • dvlaries

    He’s not the absolute best looking you’ve ever put up, but as long as they don’t look like you snatched them from a schoolyard, I’m happy.
    [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/dvlaries/emoticons/tiphat.gif[/img]

  • jeffree

    Looks like the spamalot filter is on the fritz? Is anyone at Qty checking the boards?

    Easy answer: No!

    BTW: nice photo set. Too bad that the site is a sinking ship. Gone by September.

  • Jack E. Jett

    i love it that arlene comes to this site to jack off and quote bible scriptures. that is a gig usually held by male evangelist.

    but hey….we are open to you playing with your skanky va jay jay ……….

  • Holly Holey

    @Arlene: Well “Arlene” I see you’re not the only CUNT here today, just the biggest.

  • jimmy

    @Suzygoo: susu you are such a slut…just like me ;)

  • L.

    @jeffree: I was wondering the same thing.

  • L.

    (About the spam filter fritzing, I mean. I cannot see in the future.)

  • OrchidIslander

    Wow, what a bunch of prizes some of you are. Don’t you just love the safely-behind their-keyboard-racists who for some reason think its ok to tell the world that they are not into “dark.” Well, guess what? I’m “dark” and I could give a shit. Like you are some great “lite” prize who can, with impunity and arrogance, look down your aquiline nose at someone dark and declare that they will never know the fabulousness of having you! What will we poor darkies every do?

    Fortunately, for every 1 “I’m not into dark” attitude, there are about 1,000 “I’m into whoever gives me a tingly in my nether region” There are far too many great guys without the tired attitude.

    Get a grip; you are not all of that…..

  • declanto

    “HOMO” means “same”. If I am a homosexual, it means I am sexually attracted to someone who is “the same as me”. What’s the problem? Get over all this “racist” shir and get it on with whoever turns you an. What’s the problem with that?

  • fredo777

    @declanto: “”HOMO” means “same”. If I am a homosexual, it means I am sexually attracted to someone who is “the same as me”. What’s the problem?”

    ———————————————————-

    That only means that you are attracted to the same sex as yourself + has nothing to do w/ the person’s race. That sounds like a cop-out.

  • boredwell

    Doubtless, Shipp is cute, hot and buff. And sexy. But do we have to be constantly bombarded with these exemplars of pulchritude that lionize, idealize, no, glorify the persona? It’s dehumanizing to the model-as-man and denigrates those of us who have clay feet. To wit, the last photo of Shipp was the most endearing.

  • declanto

    @fredo777: Normally I enjoy reading your posts, but when you imply that I’m “copping out”, you’re embarking on some political crusade to make me see the error of my ways. Screw that, dear Fredo, I fuck whomever I wish, Not whomever is politically correct. Kisses.

  • Sexy Rexy

    Too many racist lowlifes and homophobes are allowed to post here. It can be like a gay stormfront.org at times.

  • fredo777

    @declanto: Truth told, I don’t really care whom you prefer having sex with. My point was only that using “homosexual” to mean that you like guys of the same race was kind of a cop out since that has nothing to do w/ the definition of the word. Nothing to do with what’s politically correct.

  • JKB

    All the love oozing from this thread has me all tingly! :)

  • Stephen

    Not every athlete or farmboy can be a model. He does not have a model face at all. Maybe he can be a figure model.

    Even the devil can quote scripture.

  • Stewart

    @Ron: Sadly, you can rephrase it all you want, but your comment is still pretty bigoted.

    “He is too jewwy-looking”
    “He is too araby-looking”
    “He is too faggy-looking”

    It’s the generalizations and tone that set the mood.

  • Isaac C

    @Ron: Why don’t you explain what’s so great and attractive about having pale, pink skin?

  • SEXXYJAMAICAN

    @Isaac C: LOL. Not a damn thang. These “dirty feet” white sissies are a hoot. Y’all watch too much porn cause ain’t no black or brown dude checking for no white dude unless that white dude is paying, which they tend to do often.

  • Timmmeeeyyy

    @Ron:
    Just to clarify, when you say “too Jewwy” do you mean David Beckham jewwy, Shia LaBeouf jewwy, Adam Levine jewwy, James Franco jewwy, Daniel Radcliffe jewwy, Seth Green jewwy, Jake Gyllenhaal jewwy, or Joseph Gordon Levitt jewwy?

  • tj

    Did somebody really say “jewwy” whatever this man is gorgeous clearly lol can someone really be that xenophobic? lol.

  • JB

    @Arlene:
    Arlene, if you believe that verse, you have a right to, but I hope you aren’t a hypocrit. Ever worn a poly cotton blend or eaten shell fish? If so, you have created the same kind of sin. If you are going to use old laws that are NOT the word of Christ, you better read the whole chapter of Leviticus, not what some homophobe told you about.

  • Aiden

    He looks a little native American. Unlike the racist asshole up thread when it comes to white guys I prefer the darker more “ethnic” looking guys. His lips are a bit small, but he’s really hot.

  • jockjack5

    What? No twinks?

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