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PHOTOS: The Hottest Guys Saving New York City From the Heat

GRATUITOUS SKIN — It’s Christmas in July. How come? The 2010 NYC Firefighters Calendar is here. For just $15, you can support the Staten Island Burn Center … and fantasize about the next time you’re forced to call 911 because of a toaster fire.

Can’t wait to get your copy? Then allow these photos to suffice. Sorry, no Michael Biserta this year.