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PHOTOS: The Hottest Guys Saving New York City From the Heat

GRATUITOUS SKIN — It’s Christmas in July. How come? The 2010 NYC Firefighters Calendar is here. For just $15, you can support the Staten Island Burn Center … and fantasize about the next time you’re forced to call 911 because of a toaster fire.

Can’t wait to get your copy? Then allow these photos to suffice. Sorry, no Michael Biserta this year.

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14 Comments

  • Jaroslaw

    they are all gorgeous, but not one hairy chest?

  • Jerry

    Most of them are gorgeous… and THANK GOD there are no hairy chests. It’s sickening how many men are letting their hair grow wild. If I wanted sex with a monkey, I would have sex with a monkey. Shave it, wax it, just get rid of it! It’s disgusting!

  • Mark

    Oh, no, #2 is so cute, and yet all that awful ink. As Demetri Martin said, “The best tattoo design is one that will also look good saggy.” (So the spider-web around the other guy’s belly button probably wasn’t a smart choice.)

  • alex

    2 7 11

  • JM

    “It’s a fun job…I’m not gay; I’m not a girl. But I enjoy it.” – Photographer.

    Play that line in a loop, and it would be the first and only ringtone I’d ever buy.

  • TANK

    Some are attractive. A bit too overly muscled and tatted…but what really kills it is that accent. I don’t care how attractive you are physically, when you open that trap and let loose a few choice expressions in brooklynese, and it’s all over.

  • hardmannyc

    It didn’t take long for the hair fascists to weigh in.

  • hardmannyc

    @TANK: The accents are hot. Or should I say hawt!

  • TANK

    @hardmannyc:

    LOL! Different taste. How the hell can anyone find the new york accent attractive? Richard Feynman…had a subtle accent…that was hot…he was hot… And MORGENBESSER, SIDNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUt it wasn’t dees dems and dos, for chrissakes.

    Nothing says sexy “take yowah friggin’ pants ooawff”…

  • alan brickman

    Page 666….which three of these firemen have no trouble playing with other guy’s hoses….this is great!!

  • Helga von ornstein

    I don’t believe it. There actually are guys over 30 who are in shape, not bodybuilding show types but the type who actually do manual labor for a living and like it.

    Somehow I knew these types existed. I can say I like every last pic based on that thought. It’s about time too. The twinks and the muscle marys were getting a bit long on the nerve.

  • Vanhattan

    My temperature is Fahrenheit 451. Won’t one of you guys PLEASE put out my fire???!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I rarely look at the skin shots here as they well all sort of look the same. These guys have me all moist!

  • Bi Guy

    @Jerry: To each his own I guess. Actually I love my MEN with fur and my WOMEN smooth. Both just seem to feel AND look better that way. Just a preference. :)

    You wrote: Most of them are gorgeous… and THANK GOD there are no hairy chests. It’s sickening how many men are letting their hair grow wild. If I wanted sex with a monkey, I would have sex with a monkey. Shave it, wax it, just get rid of it! It’s disgusting!

  • tavdy79

    I’ll have 2, 4, 6 and 11 please.

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