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PHOTOS: The Naked Rowers Return — “Bigger, Longer & Uncut”

rowers-bts-1Yes. Yes we do.

Our favorite naked rowers, the clothing-challenged blokes (’cause they’re British) from the University of Warwick Boat Club, are back and ruining whatever’s left of your plans to get anything done today.

rowers-bts-4See? They agree.

The guys have a new teaser out for their film documenting what went on behind the scenes shooting this year’s calendar, which benefits the anti-homophobia charity, Sport Allies.

Brace yourself.

rowers-bts-2 rowers-bts-3 rowers-bts-5 rowers-bts-6 rowers-bts-7 Seriously, just give up. Your day’s done.

Pick up your fill of the naked rowers — including their calendars and videos — here. It’s for a good cause:

rowers-homophobia-in-sports rowers-okay-to-be-gayAnd it’s got naked tug-o-war:

rowers-bts-8 rowers-ropeWhat else could you ask for? Check out the teaser here, which is SUPER NSFW (there’s totes visible peen if you look closely — which I did. Often.).

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24 Comments

  • KittyLitter

    Jesus Fucking Christ!
    Seriously.
    This is insane…They even show their butt cracks. :?

  • viveutvivas

    All the kids, especially athletes, are using steroids nowadays from such a young age. (Say studies, not just me, by the way.) It sure look pretty but one wonders about the long term health effects.

  • KittyLitter

    @viveutvivas: I remember reading/hearing that 1 in 5 have tried them in one form or another.
    These guys don’t have any of the signs like a some porn stars……so don’t hate.

  • litper

    If they really wanted to battle homophobia they should come out. Hey, you don’t even have to call yourself “filthy” gay (see Tom Daley)!

  • Rockery

    I love the gifs

    but I also hate them, I keep looking as if I’m going to see anything more when I know I won’t

  • Tackle

    @viveutvivad: Actually you are ” kinda” correct. Some do.show signs of steroid use, and others do not.

  • KittyLitter

    @Tackle: Um…I pretty sure they’d be disqualified from rowing competitions if they DID use steroids….

  • MK Ultra

    Hot guys with great bodies sending an anti homophobia message. What’s not to like!
    Some of you bitchez be fvckin cray cray lol

  • scoobydube

    @KittyLitter: UNLIKE here in the U.S. in other parts of the world, THEY are NOT as “prude” as we are. When I was stationed in Germany (81-83), you could “see” all KINDS of “FULL FRONTAL” male AND female images LATE AT NIGHT (after 11:00PM). AND once a week, the local “schwimmbad” (swimming pool) had a “family night” where ALL the members of the family could swim “NAKED”. As long as you didn’t get “excited” to what you were “seeing” there would be NO issues …

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  • Sweet Boy

    No ink or piercings…hot!

  • JennyFromdabloc

    WOW…thanks for making my day, Queerty!

  • viveutvivas

    @Kittylitter, @hwtraveler, they start in high school nowadays and are already big by the time they even get to college and testing protocols. All the kids in my college gym are on them these days regardless. You guys evidently haven’t been in touch with gym culture lately. ;)

  • viveutvivas

    By the way, let me emphasize that I don’t judge them for it. High school and college athletes feel they are actually forced to do steroids to have any chance at being competitive given that all the others use them. Scholarships can make a huge difference to someone’s future. How can you judge them? It’s a different story altogether when rich celebrities publish fitness books on the basis of their looks while pretending it is all just hard work.

  • 4of14

    Love the calendar, love the video “The making of…”. I have watched it three times so far, and all ready I’m wondering. if they have gotten this comfortable with nudity for the 2014 calendar, what’s next?

  • Celtic

    I guess my fantasy was left unfulfilled. ;) “Longer, bigger and uncut” led me to believe I was going to some serious wood. :( Ah, but for the thrill of it …..

  • Derek Williams

    Phenomenal! Thank YOU Warwick Rowers!

  • crowebobby

    scoobydube: When I lived in Berlin (1999 – 2005) you could be pretty certain any prime-time film about sports or prison was going to have a shower scene with full frontal, though occasionally it would be the least attractive guys that faced the camera in the prison scenes. Perhaps trying to convince us the nudity wasn’t there solely to illicit prurient interests. Ya, right!

  • hotshot70

    stroke, stroke, stroke… oops.

  • Paulie

    @Celtic
    I agree, I expected much more, given the title…very nice bodies though….
    Yummy

  • Celtic

    @Paulie: Yep! Shows where our minds are. Not a bad place to be. LOL :)

  • colin4

    love em

  • Wilberforce

    They’re lovely. But the twitchy production is bad. They look spastic and creepy. It’d be much better to have them in still life.

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