classic morning goods

THANKS FOR THE PHOTOS: There’s Nothing Cuong

UPDATE — Our weekend of showing thanks for all the hunks out there continues! More Classic Morning Goods for the entire family… or just your horny uncles. And out of slight fear of getting Dan Savaged (a.k.a. glitter bombed by trans activists…) we decided to bring you more diverse forms of beauty. We couldn’t get the rights to post photos of Kermit the Frog though. Miss Piggy hordes those cockshots with her life. So Mr. Cuong and his colorful body paint will have to do.

MORNING GOODS — That’s either some carefully placed body paint on Vietnamese model Le Trung Cuong, or some carefully placed forearms. Let’s see which?