Is there anything more alluring than the “boy next door” image? That lustfully close proximity, those accidental (or intentional) peeks through the blinds as he undresses, perhaps even the muffled sounds of his one night stands filtering through your walls.
Then again, we’ve never actually lived next to a guy like that. More often than not it’s a married couple who won’t stop bickering, or that pasty guy whose apartment always smells like hard boiled eggs.
Which makes us all the more happy to fantasize. You can catch one hell of a hunky neighbor in theaters starting today — Ryan Guzman is looking all sorts of fine in JLo’s new movie The Boy Next Door.
Here’s a look at some more boys next door to get your weekend started right:
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DDstar1me
Great lineup. The last guy…is giving me dirty male prostitute realness lol.
Yes lol.
Desert Boy
Look at the junk in the underwear on the guy in picture no. 3. Yeah, baby!
john.k
I have no boys like them next door to me 🙁
Arconcyyon
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MoreProtein
are they all models because I Don’t see perfect looking boys like that around
throwslikeagirl
Agree completely with Arconcyyon! Also, I’ll have some of what he’s smoking, please.
scotshot
I imagine we’ll see them soon in porn. This appears to be teaser promo.
barkomatic
The first guy, the guy in the car, and the last guy are my favorites although they are all beautiful.
NoCagada
@throwslikeagirl: BE CAREFUL! Once you get a case of ” inter gringus medi “, your gringus will NEVER be the same!
JohnnySuede
@Desert Boy: yeah, but how do you get past that face?
Desert Boy
@JohnnySuede: A pillow case? LOL!
dommyluc
I’ll take the guy behind the steering wheel. He looks like a cross between Kurt Cobain and Sebastian Stan.
And Ryan Guzman playing a high school student? The guy looks like he’s pushing 50. What is this, “Beverly Hills 90210”, with the graduating class ready to apply for Social Security after the commencement ceremony?
lykeitiz
@throwslikeagirl: @NoCagada: ROFL!!
Personally, I can’t wait for Arconcyyon’s review on this season’s styles & trends! I hear “griffes sttore vitrinnes collecttion fashion is the mush and mush!”
MarionPaige
wouldn’t Number 6 be “the married man next door”? He looks like the guy who did adult for Randy Blue and appeared in those underwear commercials
crowebobby
@DDstar1me: I’ll drink to that!
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
@dommyluc:
You are beyond spot on…………
Walk into any gym and you can find real live actual super hawt 18yo guys who fit the bill of “boy next door”. And am sure every casting call offers the same choices. Can’t figure out directors continue to hire guys waaaaaay older than the script calls for. And it is not like Guzman is a hybrid of DiNiro/Nicholson/Brando’s acting chops