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morning goods

PHOTOS: Vanch (Un)dressing

By Queerty Staff February 12, 2010 at 5:02am · 30 comments

MORNING GOODS — His friends call him Vanch, so that’s what we’ll call this 21-year-old Buenos Aires stunner. We believe the “V” stands for his torso.

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30 Comments

  • rf

    too fat

    February 12, 2010 at 7:02am
  • James P. P.

    I agree, RF. and those arms are too hairy. you know, razors and anorexia were invented for a reason….

    February 12, 2010 at 7:02am
  • Jeff K.

    If he’s too fat, then I’d better start dodging harpoons.

    February 12, 2010 at 8:02am
  • mikeandrewsdantescove

    What a perfect way to get my morning start. Hottie, tanned and in tight white undergear.

    Better than coffee:-)

    Mike
    http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/sex/id302835391

    February 12, 2010 at 8:02am
  • Ken S

    WTF- Too fat? Unless that had massive (and invisible) sarcasm/irony quotation marks around it then that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard all week.

    February 12, 2010 at 9:02am
  • DSNX

    @Ken S: You should be careful about how you throw the word “stupid” (or it’s derivatives) around when you are clearly the one whose head the joke flew over.

    February 12, 2010 at 9:02am
  • ksu499

    #7 and #16

    February 12, 2010 at 9:02am
  • Tackle

    @Ken S
    Yes Ken, relax…
    I and probably the hundreds if not thousands who are clicking on the pics and reading the comments can see that the “fat” comment was a joke.

    February 12, 2010 at 9:02am
  • I pliss

    there is no print out of the man hood. all those pics! I saw the abs hot yes but where’s the beef?

    February 12, 2010 at 9:02am
  • hyhybt

    So.. where did yesterday’s MG go?

    February 12, 2010 at 9:02am
  • hardmannyc

    Fat, fat the water rat! Too many super-sized orders at McDonald’s.

    February 12, 2010 at 9:02am
  • AlanInSLCUtah

    @ksu499:
    #16 for sure. Not agreeing on the other though.

    February 12, 2010 at 10:02am
  • McShane

    Seems like we’re looking at poor underwear ads. His bum can;’t be that unattractive. So many shots at the same angle .

    February 12, 2010 at 11:02am
  • B Damion

    AAAAUUUUHHhhh…It’s Tiny Tim! He’s so small.He must be a bottom right? You know! Beacuse he’s so small…lol…

    February 12, 2010 at 11:02am
  • romeo

    He’s plenty hot. A little anemic maybe, but plenty hot.

    February 12, 2010 at 11:02am
  • pogobock

    This is all Obama’s fault.

    February 12, 2010 at 1:02pm
  • Dirty Ole Man

    I absolutely love the hair on his legs!
    Far too many gay men are shaving themselves only
    to look like a bunch of sissies! Hairy legs are the epitome of masculinity.

    February 12, 2010 at 1:02pm
  • hardmannyc

    ^^^ Give me the sissies!!

    February 12, 2010 at 3:02pm
  • mark

    16 and 17….finally he quit shaving his torso, MUCH BETTER

    February 12, 2010 at 7:02pm
  • sal(the original)

    oh yesss papi

    February 12, 2010 at 9:02pm
  • tommyb

    perfect! i’m in love!

    February 12, 2010 at 10:02pm
  • Keith Kimmel

    What a beautiful boy! I knew there was a reason I loved Argentina.

    February 13, 2010 at 4:02am
  • Tartuffe

    @Jeff K.:

    Yeah, be careful.

    I was hit by a Greenpeace boat yesterday while I was dozing on the surface… It really hurt!

    This guy is gorgeous!

    February 13, 2010 at 11:02am
  • ktbisl32

    Here’s a comment on these “Morning Goods” you don’t get a lot. The site is targeting queer readers right? Men and Women? How about including some lesbian models on the site in the mornings?

    February 13, 2010 at 12:02pm
  • hyhybt

    @ktbisl32: They tried that at some point and it didn’t take. Maybe it’s time to try again, I don’t know. Surely hot, scantily-clad women are easy enough for the editor(s) to find.

    February 13, 2010 at 12:02pm
  • hyhybt

    would-be edit to #24: perhaps the problem lies in having a gay man deciding what’s appealing to lesbians, but again, I don’t know.

    February 13, 2010 at 12:02pm
  • romeo

    LMAO Hot women in the morning goods? The women have a point, but I fear this site would get even more confused than it already is. Plus YOU KNOW there’d be a lot of straight guys coming in here to salivate. How about we have lesbian pin-ups, but they have to wear a burka. No? You don’t like that? WHAT?!

    What a dilemma.

    February 13, 2010 at 4:02pm
  • whoami

    13.1.14.4.18.1.7.15.18.1.1110

    February 13, 2010 at 4:02pm
  • reza1368

    omg i love him so muchhhhhhhhhhh .I think he is the best.

    February 14, 2010 at 7:02pm
  • reza1368

    I just want #1/2/9 .I think those are the best

    February 14, 2010 at 8:02pm

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