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PHOTOS: Why Zac Efron Is, Indeed, The Sexiest Mofo Alive

When Seth Rogen called Zac Efron “the sexiest motherf-cker alive” on Conan we couldn’t have agreed more.

“It’s like his whole body is a giant arrow pointing to his dick,” Rogen said. “It’s like someone designed the muscles to draw your eyes down from his gorgeous face…and then it’s like a Plinko game with your eyes.”

Rogen’s assessment is pretty spot on. We’ve enjoyed watching little Zac blossom from the innocent, blue-eyed boy next door in Disney’s High School Musical into the sexy, chiseled stud he is today. And we can’t wait to see more of him in the future. (Perhaps on our coveted list of male celebrities with nudie pics?)

Scroll down to see just why Zac Efron is, indeed, the sexiest mofo alive.

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29 Comments

  • ingyaom

    He is sexy… I just wish he weren’t so shaved.

  • Billy Budd

    I would like to top him.

  • jonjct

    oh yes, he certainly is.

  • jonjct

    @Billy Budd: film that

  • jkb

    I prefer Dave Franco, but either will do.

  • doug105

    @jkb: Would buy the porno if those two made it.

  • gauty

    He has gorgeous eyes but a tiny mouth and chubby jawline, I just don’t understand how everybody fawns over him. It’s like Bradley Cooper, ugh! Both have that same semi-bloated, sleazy type and it does nothing for me.

  • Desert Boy

    Zac Efron is utter perfection. Beautiful eyes, great hair and a masculine body free of the ugliness of ink. Thanks for posting this photo montage.

  • Blackceo

    He’s a handsome lad for sure but a little too Abercrombie looking for my taste. Looks like so many of the the frat douches I went to university with. But, to each his own.

  • Captain Obvious

    Started out ok, all downhill from there. Not sexy at all. Girly, clearly into himself, pampered, and plucked. No thanks.

  • bgrkls

    he has a “YOLO” tattoo–automatic disqualification for reasons of douche-baggery.

  • alilly35

    People who think he’s ugly or not fit or thinks he’s girly like needs there eyes checked. I have to say he is 100% perfect. But….. He’s isn’t my first choice. He is fucking Gorgeous.

  • DK

    @gauty: “Both have that same semi-bloated, sleazy type and it does nothing for me.” This. But he has average white guy syndrome in spades, and that passes for being a 12 on a scale of ten in the gay community.

  • JonahM01

    Totally average white kid..Yawn..I’ll check up on him in fifteen years when we’ll get to see how all the partying and sleaze has weathered him..

  • jwrappaport

    In my opinion, sexy is a mental thing while hot is physical. Sexy is being quick-witted, charming, gallant, and having a great sense of humor – although it requires a threshold level of hotness to register. Zac is hot, no question, but whether he is sexy remains to be seen.

    In other words, hot is someone you wouldn’t kick out of bed, but sexy is the guy you hope spends the night.

  • Bill

    You can’t be hot if you look like a jerk!

    Not even in the top 10!

  • Bill

    Not even in the top 10!

    You can’t be hot if you look like a jerk!

  • Maharajah

    To each his own. He has all the features of a ‘hot’ guy, in my book, but it’s a miss for me. He’s younger than I am, maybe that’s it. But, yes, I admit that other people find him stunning, but not for me. Maybe in 10 years when he ages a little and they stop stripping him of his well earned fur.

  • Blackceo

    @DK:

    “But he has average white guy syndrome in spades, and that passes for being a 12 on a scale of ten in the gay community.”

    The white gay community you mean?

  • DK

    @Blackceo: Nah, just anybody who thinks toast and a glass of milk is the greatest breakfast ever.

    I think he’s passably attractive, certainly not unattractive, but I reserve the word “hot” for guys with a little unique flavor and swag. Kellen Lutz, Ian Somerhalder, Frank Ocean etc.

  • Blackceo

    @DK:

    I like your taste.

  • jazz4108

    I just hope he is now clean and got the help he needed. He seems to be a truly nice guy that is young enough to make a difference in this world and he is not bad on the eyes either.

  • YesIDid

    In terms of acting, he’s no Matt Damon or Daniel Day-Lewis, or should I say, we’ll never see him on stage holding a gold statue. But he does have a cute ass that I wouldn’t mind spending time with.

  • Bonerboy

    …it’s like some gay guy created him in a laboratory…

  • Doughosier

    All these guys calling hom average need to start posting pictures of themselves or let me know where they live so I can go move there. He’s way above average in looks by any standards. He’s beautiful.

  • Lance Mullholland

    @Blackceo: Hey – I was a KA frat douche in college, but I’m reformed. Half of us are douches because we’re conflicted about being secretly gay. The other half are, well – natural asshole str8 kinda douches.

    Was much meaner and narcissistic while coming out as a disco prom queen @ age 22.
    11 years with a wonderful partner, and now I’m sweet & house-trained.

    Zac can’t help himself, and he won’t end up running daddy’s company with 3 kids and a trophy wife. No str8 guy can dance, sing and pose like he can!

  • enlightenone

    @DK: So do I! Need some swag and more masculine, less ambiguity.

  • BikerPup

    WOoF!!!!
    I’d flip his wiener at the next Delta Psi Beta party.

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