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PHOTOS: Why Zac Efron Is, Indeed, The Sexiest Mofo Alive

When Seth Rogen called Zac Efron “the sexiest motherf-cker alive” on Conan we couldn’t have agreed more.

“It’s like his whole body is a giant arrow pointing to his dick,” Rogen said. “It’s like someone designed the muscles to draw your eyes down from his gorgeous face…and then it’s like a Plinko game with your eyes.”

Rogen’s assessment is pretty spot on. We’ve enjoyed watching little Zac blossom from the innocent, blue-eyed boy next door in Disney’s High School Musical into the sexy, chiseled stud he is today. And we can’t wait to see more of him in the future. (Perhaps on our coveted list of male celebrities with nudie pics?)

Scroll down to see just why Zac Efron is, indeed, the sexiest mofo alive.

On:           Apr 7, 2014
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    • ingyaom

      He is sexy… I just wish he weren’t so shaved.

      Apr 7, 2014 at 7:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      I would like to top him.

      Apr 7, 2014 at 8:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jonjct

      oh yes, he certainly is.

      Apr 7, 2014 at 8:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jonjct

      @Billy Budd: film that

      Apr 7, 2014 at 8:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jkb

      I prefer Dave Franco, but either will do.

      Apr 7, 2014 at 8:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • doug105

      @jkb: Would buy the porno if those two made it.

      Apr 7, 2014 at 8:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gauty

      He has gorgeous eyes but a tiny mouth and chubby jawline, I just don’t understand how everybody fawns over him. It’s like Bradley Cooper, ugh! Both have that same semi-bloated, sleazy type and it does nothing for me.

      Apr 7, 2014 at 9:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Desert Boy

      Zac Efron is utter perfection. Beautiful eyes, great hair and a masculine body free of the ugliness of ink. Thanks for posting this photo montage.

      Apr 7, 2014 at 9:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blackceo

      He’s a handsome lad for sure but a little too Abercrombie looking for my taste. Looks like so many of the the frat douches I went to university with. But, to each his own.

      Apr 7, 2014 at 9:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Captain Obvious

      Started out ok, all downhill from there. Not sexy at all. Girly, clearly into himself, pampered, and plucked. No thanks.

      Apr 7, 2014 at 11:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bgrkls

      he has a “YOLO” tattoo–automatic disqualification for reasons of douche-baggery.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 12:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • misterhollywood

      Sick hot! Love the pics!

      Apr 8, 2014 at 2:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alilly35

      People who think he’s ugly or not fit or thinks he’s girly like needs there eyes checked. I have to say he is 100% perfect. But….. He’s isn’t my first choice. He is fucking Gorgeous.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 9:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DK

      @gauty: “Both have that same semi-bloated, sleazy type and it does nothing for me.” This. But he has average white guy syndrome in spades, and that passes for being a 12 on a scale of ten in the gay community.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 10:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JonahM01

      Totally average white kid..Yawn..I’ll check up on him in fifteen years when we’ll get to see how all the partying and sleaze has weathered him..

      Apr 8, 2014 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport

      In my opinion, sexy is a mental thing while hot is physical. Sexy is being quick-witted, charming, gallant, and having a great sense of humor – although it requires a threshold level of hotness to register. Zac is hot, no question, but whether he is sexy remains to be seen.

      In other words, hot is someone you wouldn’t kick out of bed, but sexy is the guy you hope spends the night.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 1:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill

      You can’t be hot if you look like a jerk!

      Not even in the top 10!

      Apr 8, 2014 at 1:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill

      Not even in the top 10!

      You can’t be hot if you look like a jerk!

      Apr 8, 2014 at 1:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maharajah

      To each his own. He has all the features of a ‘hot’ guy, in my book, but it’s a miss for me. He’s younger than I am, maybe that’s it. But, yes, I admit that other people find him stunning, but not for me. Maybe in 10 years when he ages a little and they stop stripping him of his well earned fur.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 3:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blackceo


      “But he has average white guy syndrome in spades, and that passes for being a 12 on a scale of ten in the gay community.”

      The white gay community you mean?

      Apr 8, 2014 at 6:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DK

      @Blackceo: Nah, just anybody who thinks toast and a glass of milk is the greatest breakfast ever.

      I think he’s passably attractive, certainly not unattractive, but I reserve the word “hot” for guys with a little unique flavor and swag. Kellen Lutz, Ian Somerhalder, Frank Ocean etc.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 8:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Blackceo


      I like your taste.

      Apr 8, 2014 at 10:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jazz4108

      I just hope he is now clean and got the help he needed. He seems to be a truly nice guy that is young enough to make a difference in this world and he is not bad on the eyes either.

      Apr 9, 2014 at 3:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • YesIDid

      In terms of acting, he’s no Matt Damon or Daniel Day-Lewis, or should I say, we’ll never see him on stage holding a gold statue. But he does have a cute ass that I wouldn’t mind spending time with.

      Apr 17, 2014 at 11:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bonerboy

      …it’s like some gay guy created him in a laboratory…

      Jun 13, 2014 at 8:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Doughosier

      All these guys calling hom average need to start posting pictures of themselves or let me know where they live so I can go move there. He’s way above average in looks by any standards. He’s beautiful.

      Jun 15, 2014 at 4:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lance Mullholland

      @Blackceo: Hey – I was a KA frat douche in college, but I’m reformed. Half of us are douches because we’re conflicted about being secretly gay. The other half are, well – natural asshole str8 kinda douches.

      Was much meaner and narcissistic while coming out as a disco prom queen @ age 22.
      11 years with a wonderful partner, and now I’m sweet & house-trained.

      Zac can’t help himself, and he won’t end up running daddy’s company with 3 kids and a trophy wife. No str8 guy can dance, sing and pose like he can!

      Jul 5, 2014 at 3:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • enlightenone

      @DK: So do I! Need some swag and more masculine, less ambiguity.

      Aug 12, 2014 at 7:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BikerPup

      I’d flip his wiener at the next Delta Psi Beta party.

      Sep 23, 2014 at 10:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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