MORNING GOODS — Ah Chris, sitting there, still, at the construction site, wearing his work gloves to make sure his hands stay protected. When operating heavy machinery. And such. (Photos: Sandro Bross)
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Alexandre
ugh. twink. no thanks.
Bunny Snuggles
Nice body…blah…blah…blah…yes, very sexy…blah…blah…blah…
BUT why the Manikin Face? It’s so anti-charisma.
Sometimes it seems that the “morning” beefcake does indeed seem like he is a beefcake in “mourning”.
So what is this trend, Vulcans on parade or something?
Nevertheless, I think a smile is the one of the sexiest things about a dude — especially, if that’s all he’s wearning.
How about let’s see ONE on the manikins, uh, I mean the models here once in while? OK?
Bunny Snuggles
That should read “… especially, if that’s all he’s wearing.”
Ricky
Yum!
What a stud!
Pic 7 really shows off how lean he is. Them muscles clinging on for dear life! 😉
@Alexandre:
Not sure he qualifies as a twink. 😉
Law
Def. not a twink to the first post … while his body is nice, his expressions make him look full of arrogance and conceit, which is never attractive.
AlanInSLCUtah
I don’t care what you all say. Oh my god is this man fucking hot! WOW!!! Perfection in my eyes.
tommyb
omg he’s perfectly hot
Fitz
These guys are all hot, but in all the same kind of way.
Nothing wrong with them, I just like a much wider range.
ksu499
Mmmmm. Nice. Very nice. I’m so there.
duh
yawn.
That Bitch Téa Delgado
Yes, he’s hot, but also bland. I’d like to see some personality and I’m not seeing that here.
Kick In The Krotch
Ah Queerty, the gay bashing capital of the net! Not even the Westboro Baptist Church or Focus on Family could do more damage to the gay community than the nasty, self-loathing, bitter bitches who come here for their daily rant.
romeo
Cute guy, but I hope underpants with suspenders doesn’t become a fad.
hardmannyc
Cute guy, but #3 reminds of Zoolander working in the coal mine.
Sam
Yummy, yummy, yummy!
mark
hottie
Bret
@Alexandre: God, yes an ugly elderly hairy fuck just does it for everyone.
I knew this site was frequented by middle aged morons (hence the prudish bullshit on the speedos guy). What a bunch of disgusting hasbeens!
Hilarious
Hairlessness is such a turn off. I don’t get the trend. Unless they’re trying to look pre-pubescent. Ick.
alan brickman
once again with the jealous….no wonder equal rights are taking so long…
Frank
Far too much airbrushing….
McShane
Frank, you may be on it; there is something peculiar about the shots that I can’t figure out. Compositionally the only aspects are the repeateds pants falling down and cold expression-doesn’t even look nasty.
jeffree
Chris wears workgloves because he doesnt want to break a nail! duh!
theres a personallity in him somewhere just trying to get out !! he looks unconfortable looking at the lense.
yes I agree it wouldnt kill him to smile!
maybe his cheeks or lips cant move!!
bret swears like he didnt read the rules. flag him like Mount everest! no more nastyness bret.
Enzo
I’ll start off with saying that the pouty, arrogant look he has going on works, and the ninth photo–Chris as a life guard in that little red speedo–is beautiful.
That being said, I have to agree with the second post, but it isn’t that he is just completely unable to smile. It’s that he has almost no emotion. I think that’s something people forget. It isn’t about how beautiful your body is, if you can’t convey any appeal of emotion.
@JEFFREE I wouldn’t want to break a nail if I looked like that either. His looks are all he seems to have going for him. I’d take care of them.
Steven W
Nice bod, but I think it looks *bad* when he pouts. Despite the stupid denim strip about his neck, I think #10 is the best – the colours are good and he looks oh so much more comfortable in it.
Rollingmyeyes
@jeffree: Oh, shut up and sit the heck back down, Jeffree, you nelly queen. It must be very painful having such thin skin.
Oh, and yes, this twink/not-a-twink is waaay hot.
G S H
Pictures #4 and #13
I could suck his toes for hours.
yeah
meh
Derek Williams
Stunning and hot, and I think it’s a shame so many commenters are pouring scorn on this young man.