A new op-ed published by Time tackles the contentious issue of “manspreading.”
“You know what I’m talking about: the dudes who sit on the subway and expand their legs to bar anyone from sitting anywhere near them,” New Yorker Brian Moylan laments. “Seriously guys, it has got to stop.”
Moylan says that men who spread their legs on the subway take up too much room, and it’s unfair to other passengers.
“As a human male who possesses a penis, I can say that there is no possible way that your package is that big,” he writes. “And if you have a package so large – as in an actual parcel – that is making you sit like this, you probably should do yourself and the world a favor and spring for a cab.”
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The issue of manspreading has become such a problem in recent months that New York subway officials have announced plans to launch an awareness campaign in January, kindly asking passengers to be more mindful about how much space they take up in their seats.
“Courtesy is contagious” is the campaign’s planned slogan.
Honestly, we’re on the fence about the issue. Sure, manspreading can be obnoxious on a cramped subway car. But there are plenty of times when we don’t mind a guy showing off his wide stance.
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Xzamilio
In this setting and context, not only is “manspreading” sexy, it is encouraged. But yeah, I admit that crap is annoying. But I do hate how they always make it a guy issue, while completely ignoring the inconsiderate bitches who put their purses in the empty seats next to them while someone stands next to them.
Xzamilio
Loving the first and last picture, especially.
bottom72
So yummy I want to be between those thighs
Bromancer7
Way too much irony that this is coming from Bryan Moylan. Grrrrl will spread his legs for any large dick that walks by.
vive
The guy in the gym has great legs. The others are a bit meh.
Saint Law
@Xzamilio: Must be an American thing. In all my years in London I have never seen a woman do this.
‘Manspreading’ on the other hand…I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve had to give some self entitled ‘Alpha’ a sharp knee knock in order get him to pull it in.
vive
@Saint Law, if tubecrush.net is any indication of how things are in London, I’d just sit down opposite and enjoy the show, e.g., http://tubecrush.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/IMG_8851.jpg.
vive
or http://tubecrush.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/20140806-110316-39796735.jpg
http://tubecrush.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/IMG_5478.jpg
DesertSun
Very hot when guys do this. Especially with those short shorts.
Blackceo
Oh lord have mercy…the guy in the blue shorts at what looks like the barber shop, the guy in the red shorts holding the camera, and the last guy please!!! Again…all kind of hairy guys…all with facial hair…and all I would’ve not been into just a short time ago. I mean I never liked totally smooth, but why am I all the sudden into this much hair? I mean I still don’t like overly hairy….a nice close trim beard for the facial hair but especially that last guy…. :fans self:
SteveDenver
MANspread… I can’t believe it’s not butter!
JNunzio
@Bromancer7 – I happen to know that Moylan will spread his legs for ANY dick that walks by, provided it’s not attached to a troll like you!
domen8r
aaaaannnnnddd The Southern Crotch just won this one, “wide open”. Will be checking out that site for sure. Great taste.
justme61
The guy wearing the red shorts holding the camera is simply awesome. He has great definition in his chest, stomach, and legs. He would be the guy for me. He looks as though it was natural not like he was trying to put on so to speak. Some of the other pics looks like the guys were trying to hard and it doesn’t seem real. Hang in there red shorts you are really a hot guy!!!!
Captain Obvious
Bet more than half the pics are of total bottoms and all the comments are full of excitement from bottoms who would be disappointed.
jockjack5
@Blackceo:
I’m with ya…
Too much hair!
Also, and this is not directed at you, but how about at least a couple of smooth cute twinks.
We are not ALL interested in muscular gym-bunnies!
Ron King
I’m feeling it.
randeman
Phuk yeah!