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Pietro Boselli chases, catches Filipino man; forces him to become human barbell

Like some sort of overly muscled castaway, Pietro Boselli found himself “stranded” on a tiny deserted island in the Philippines this week, armed with only a floppy straw hat and no means of working out.

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That is, until he spied a lone Filipino man wandering along the shore, who’d surely make the perfect human barbell — whether he liked it or not. After a harried chase alone the sands, Boselli finally catches the fellow, forcing him into an afternoon of willing servitude as the physique model’s human barbell; a position most of us would assume with little to no resistance whatsoever.