DON'T BELIEVE THE WIPES

Playtex Introduces Febreeze For Your Junk

fresh and sexyApparently the tampon biz isn’t the moneymaker it used to be: Playtex has introduced a line of Fresh + Sexy Intimate Wipes that allow you to alleviate that not-so-fresh-feeling in your nether regions.

Jezebel wasn’t thrilled with the product or it’s advertising campaign— complaining it suggests “we’ll only get action if we have pleasingly nondescript barbie vaginas.” But we’re thrilled: No more dirty looks from the cashier when we buy a case of baby wipes.

What do you think—humorous or body-shaming?

 

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h/t: Jezebel

 

 

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