DEAR GOD NO

Please Say That This Lance Bass-Endorsed Boy Band Is A Joke

 

Former N’Sync band member Lance Bass introduces this dear-God-don’t-let-it-be-real music video for Heart2Heart’s “Facebook Official.” In it, five twinks with anime hair and kitten eyes sing about social media romance with lines like, “I like your status, two thumbs up” and “Girl I don’t wanna play Farmville, I just wanna play for real.”

The video (now viewed over 600,000 times) may be popular with real-life tweens, but the 13-year-old girl inside of us does not approve. Perhaps it’s just a commercial for Mac computers or Facebook or (GASP!) a commercial for Lance Bass’ un-announced career as a boy band manager. Oh no…!

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