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Pneumonia Fails To Make It George Michael’s Last Christmas

After weeks of predicting whether pop singer George Michael would pull through his serious bout of pneumonia, media outlets are reporting the out pop star has been released from his Vienna hospital and will celebrate Christmas at home. 

One source even reports Michael jumped on a plane and is already back in his London home. The singer has already announced that he will reschedule all the dates he had to cancel on his European tour.

Rad! Now just stay away from the hard stuff, Georgie.