SIZE MATTERS

Poorly-Endowed Man Explains Why He Wishes He Were Even Smaller

Man-Wearing-Underpants-Credit-Image-Source-ims234-037-630x419“As strange as it may sound, I’d actually like to reduce my size,” a man (we’ll call him “Kevin”) tells Cosmopolitan.

Kevin is 33 years old. He describes himself as “happy and outgoing.” He says he mainly sleeps with women but “I did experiment with guys in my early 20s.” But the thing that makes him unique is his penis.

“[It’s] three inches when erect,” he says.

And he wouldn’t have it any other way.

“I’m happy with it,” he says. “I developed a fetish for humiliation. I have a Twitter account about small penis humiliation, a recognized fetish where submissive men with small penises are ridiculed and punished.”

Kevin says he enjoys being “stripped or feminized with makeup and lingerie, and made to masturbate or carry out demeaning tasks, such as chores or stripper-style dance routines.”

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Of course, it took time for him to embrace the size of his manhood. He first realized he was smaller then average when he was around 13 years old.

“Seeing other boys in the changing room, seeing their larger penises and pubic hair, made me feel inferior,” he says. “I felt like I needed to hide my genitals in order to avoid being singled out and bullied. I assumed I was just a late developer, but when I did finally get pubic hair when I was 15, my penis seemed to remain the same size.”

As an adult, Kevin says he’s had partners take one look at his dong and become “visibly disappointed and tell their friends afterwards.” He used to get upset by this, but over time he’s learned to become “aroused by the idea” of being laughed at for the size of his manhood.

“In addition to this,” Kevin says, “when I am in a relationship, I often fantasize about my partner lusting after men with large penises and cuckolding me, making me watch them have sex.”

When it comes to sex, Kevin says satisfying his partners can be difficult, but missionary position and doggy style seem to work best.

“I’ve been asked a few times, ‘Is it in yet?'” he recalls. “I once wore a strap-on for an ex.”

“I became comfortable with [my size] through the discovery of small penis humiliation,” Kevin says. “I’ve looked into the possibility of dietary methods and physical exercises that that could make my penis smaller.”

Unfortunately, there aren’t many all-natural options for penis reduction.

“Apart from surgery,” Kevin says, regretfully, “there isn’t anything that will reduce it.”

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