– The new Lindsay, Amanda Bynes got arrested for throwing her bong out the window, only to later claim it was a “vase” when she appeared in court looking…wiggy.

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– And as you can tell from her mugshot, we’re entering “Leave Britney alone!” territory here, kids.

– Danny Tanner vs. Topanga. Bob Saget sounds off on Danielle Fishel blowing up his blow story.

– Tim Curry of many an awesome thing, most notably The Rocky Horror Picture Show, suffered a stroke, but he’s reportedly “doing great.”

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– Oh, hey Pauly D. Someone went from the Jersey Shore to the Gatsby Shore.

– Another American Idol finale, another knife fight over the outcome.

– Get excited. Netflix is teasing the Bluth out of us for the new season of Arrested Development, premiering Sunday.

– Mariah Carey made her return to Good Morning America as only an aging diva with a tenuous grasp on reality could: inappropriately.

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– Ciara is *cue Diana Ross trumpet stabs* coming out with Nicki Minaj in the new single, “I’m Out,” from her upcoming self-titled album.

– This pretty much perfectly summarizes the buzz surrounding Behind the Candelabra:

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