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Honey Boo Boo Visits A Drag Bar, The Ben Affleck Batman Backlash, Lady Gaga Sells Out & More!

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– Though she may be the anti-Christ, baby North West is so adorable, guys.

– Wonder twins Cher and Bob Mackie are combining their powers for Cher’s 85th farewell tour, thus depleting the world’s supply of sequins for decades to come.

– Lady Gaga’s “Applause” is number 1 on the Dance charts, buoyed probably by this Kia commercial featuring hamsters working on their fitness to it. ARTPOP, get it? Yeah, me neither.

– Gina Gershon somehow beat out Maya Rudolph for the role of walking leather handbag Donatella Versace in her Lifetime Original Movie™. Maya really should’ve Showgirls’d Gina when she had the chance.

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– Pint-sized hottie Peter Dinklage hula-hooping in a Canadian gay bar defies description, logic and emotion. It’s like looking into the sun and seeing God getting high with Liberace.

– British beatsmith Calvin Harris made $46 million last year for essentially the same song he’s been producing for the past 5 years.

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– Displaying a remarkably precocious sense of haggery, America’s sweetheart Honey Boo Boo went to her first drag show.

– The internet heard that Ben Affleck will play Batman in the sequel to Man of Steel opposite Henry Cavill and did not take it well.

This video of a little boy giving the world life and voguing his pre-pubescent heart out will have you screaming “WWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRQQQ” all weekend:

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One Comment

  • 2eo

    I remember an outcry about some casting in a film about a bat from about 2006, and it turned out to be one of the best castings in film history.

    I can’t remember the name or the film though, but I can’t help but feel it’s surprisingly relevant.

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