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– Though she may be the anti-Christ, baby North West is so adorable, guys.

– Wonder twins Cher and Bob Mackie are combining their powers for Cher’s 85th farewell tour, thus depleting the world’s supply of sequins for decades to come.

Lady Gaga‘s “Applause” is number 1 on the Dance charts, buoyed probably by this Kia commercial featuring hamsters working on their fitness to it. ARTPOP, get it? Yeah, me neither.

– Gina Gershon somehow beat out Maya Rudolph for the role of walking leather handbag Donatella Versace in her Lifetime Original Movie™. Maya really should’ve Showgirls’d Gina when she had the chance.

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– Pint-sized hottie Peter Dinklage hula-hooping in a Canadian gay bar defies description, logic and emotion. It’s like looking into the sun and seeing God getting high with Liberace.

– British beatsmith Calvin Harris made $46 million last year for essentially the same song he’s been producing for the past 5 years.

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– Displaying a remarkably precocious sense of haggery, America’s sweetheart Honey Boo Boo went to her first drag show.

– The internet heard that Ben Affleck will play Batman in the sequel to Man of Steel opposite Henry Cavill and did not take it well.

This video of a little boy giving the world life and voguing his pre-pubescent heart out will have you screaming “WWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRQQQ” all weekend:

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