– Heterosexual renaissance man James Franco publicly stroked his boner for Ryan Gosling in his very complimentary review of The Place Beyond the Pines, “Burning for Gosling.”
– Halle Berry is pregnant with her second child to her second ridiculously gorgeous baby daddy, Olivier Martinez.
– Fellow Bond girl Queen Elizabeth II received an honorary BAFTA for her support of British film and television.
– Liz will become a great-grandmother some time in mid-July according to her granddaughter-in-law, Kate Middleton.
– Remember that time Topanga went out with that gay guy from NSYNC? Danielle Fishel does, as she describes how she asked Lance Bass to the prom:
– With Roger Ebert‘s passing, it’s important to remember his greatest contribution to popular culture — the high camp classic, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.
– Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean compared getting hair plugs to getting a boob job. In related news, his breasts look uh-MAW-zing.
– Twerking: a history.
– Looks like Marnie’s going to have to find someone else to trick into loving her. The incredibly cute Christopher Abbott — who plays Allison William‘s boyfriend on Girls — is leaving the hit HBO show after reportedly butting heads with creator Lena Dunham.
– Adam Lambert is back on the market after calling it quits with boyfriend Sauli Koskinen.
– God (Tina Fey) has answered our prayers with a Mean Girls musical, written by Fey with music by her husband Jeff Richmond.
– Here’s declawed Pussycat Doll Nicole Sherzinger singing like a Broadway diva, emoting like a drag queen and impressing the hell out of Andrew Lloyd Webber with “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina”:
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“You will drink the black spem of my vengeance” really should be on Ebert’s tombstone, but don’t forget, Ebert also wrote Russ Meyer’s Up! and Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens, both just as devastatingly awesome.
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@boring: SOMEBODY DIDN’T SPELLCHECK “SPERM.”
Fidelio
Sherzinger has a beautiful voice, but all this lip-syncing is starting to get a little borish.
GayBacon
Why do I always feel like James Franco does things in sarcastic, double-speak? His latest short film with penis everywhere for example. I was like oooooooooK maybe this does have some really deep meaning that I just can’t grasp. Then you watch the critique of his own work and he’s like,”it’s VERRRRY ARTISTIC *wink wink giggle giggle*” LMAO.
Franco’s review of the movie starts serious and then he picks Gosling apart one filming cliche at a time LOL. Does anyone else get this impression or is it just me?
evdanker
James Franco is beginning to get tiresome.