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Joel McHale on Seth Meyers’ Boner, Farewell Stefon, Gwyneth Paltrow “Literally A Transvestite” & More!

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Joel McHale seems to be an expert on all things related to Seth Meyers‘ dick. First-hand knowledge? And which hand was it?

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– Speaking of intimate knowledge of Seth Meyers’ anatomy, say goodbye to Stefon, i.e. the best part of SNLBill Hader is following in Kristen Wiig‘s “too talented for the likes of y’all” footsteps and is leaving the show after this season ends…i.e. Saturday. This is all so sudden.

– “Hey, Bret Easton Ellis, what do you think about Jason Collins coming out?” asked no one. But the one-time author told Out anyway.

Angelina Jolie underwent a double mastectomy to reduce her risk of breast cancer and penned an Op-Ed in The New York Times about it.

Daft Punk on vinyl is like the Jetsons using antennae for their television sets, but here it is and there they were.

– Let the Beyoncé baby rumors begin! Though let’s be real — Blue Ivy‘s not about sharing the spotlight or her toys.

– Sure we’ll support a RuPaul on Dancing with the Stars petition.

– Meanwhile, Gwyneth Paltrow wants to give Ru a run for his tuck, as she tells USA Today:  “I’m like RuPaul! I have so much makeup on. Foundation! Last night, I was literally a transvestite.” Someone might want to inform Gwynnie what a transvestite is…and what literally means. Unless there’s something Blythe Danner‘s not telling us.

Nintendo has found a cure for homosexuality. At least in its totally gay Tomodachi Collection game. Some two-dimensional characters — and the avatars they play —  just got a lot sadder.

Cumberbitches, show some goddamn respect for yourself. You’re Cumberpeople.

– In memoriam:

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3 Comments

  • JoeWatchesTV

    Benedict actually called his fans the “Cumber Collective” on Graham Norton last week. Only to be chided for trying to pass that off as their collective title.

  • fredo777

    Too soon, Stefon. Too soon. : [

  • hephaestion

    I don’t understand how anyone could consider Stefon funny.

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