“Mad Men” Battles Jon Hamm’s Bulge, Adele’s Not-So-Secret Wedding & More!

lindsay-louis-vuitton–  Louis Vuitton needs to co-sign this ASAP.

–  Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, the sometime actress may have not gone out clubbing after appearing in court, but she did apparently stop at the liquor store beforehand. It’s called being a role model.

lindsay-mugshot– And one more LiLo thing and I promise we’re done. Linds has certainly had a lot of practice taking mugshots, but her latest is a real stunner. Sixth time’s the charm!

– A queen in king’s clothing: Beyoncé is officially the man.

– That is, unless you ask resident hater, Keyshia Cole. But then again, why would you?

Adele is reportedly planning a secret wedding, which is in effect ruined.

Jon Hamm‘s legendary draping Don has been wreaking havoc with Mad Men‘s wardrobe department, which has asked him to start wearing underwear so they don’t have to spend the entire sixth season budget photoshopping away his trouser snake.

– HBO has canceled its critical darling Enlightened after two seasons, leaving tens of dozens of people saddened.

– Well, Glee‘s still happening, as is this cover of Wham!’s “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” featuring future It couple, Blaine and Sam.

– College Humor’s popular “trailer” for a live-action Dora the Explorer starring Modern Family‘s Ariel Winter demanded a three-part adventure series and an incredibly hot Diego: