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Mario Lopez Is Yummy!, Ellen Hosting The Oscars, NYC’s Shirtless Man Problem & More!


– In the first photo from Dallas Buyer’s Club, Matthew McConaughey‘s and Jared Leto‘s combined weight loss of  77 lbs is overshadowed by how stunning Jared Leto’s cheekbones look.

– At 67, Cher snatched her eighth number 1 hit on Billboard’s Hot Dance/Club Play Songs chart. As for her upcoming album, Closer to the Truth, there’s a bit of P!nk but no Lady Gaga.

– Ellen DeGeneres will return as host of next year’s Oscars and though she’s got a good head start, she’s still got a lot of work to do if she’s gonna outgay this year’s. But if the daytime queen’s tweet is any indication, she’s already doing a better job than Seth MacFarlane.


Mario Lopez looks about ready to take a bite out of himself. Get in line, Slater.

– Variety compares Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons to Marlon Brando in Last Tango in Parishumbling the occasional actress for perhaps all the wrong reasons.

– The New York Times is clutching its pearls at the number of shirtless men plaguing the Manhattan streets. Here we thought that’s what made summer in New York bearable, because it’s certainly not that pit of hellfire known as the goddamn subway.


– Remember that time people didn’t know Clay Aiken was gay? Yeah, us neither. Ms. Aiken is werqing that amazing technicolor dreamcoat though, while that hair is layed like Christmas morning.

– Beloved character actress Eileen Brennan passed away Sunday at the tender age of 80.

Partridge Family matriarch Shirley Jones learned the hard way you don’t drag Dynasty‘s Joan Collins‘ name through the attempted-four-way mud.

Miley Cyrus‘ “We Can’t Stop” gets a long-awaited remake by a grandmother and her hot (presumably gay) grandson. Meanwhile, Grandma just twerked Miley back to the Disney Channel:

    • Bear Aspirin

      So I guess AFTER they ate Tan Mom’s figure they wheeled out the Mario Lopez one?

      Aug 2, 2013 at 2:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NomNomNom

      Clay doesn’t wear that wig in the production. It seems they didn’t have the real one at the time of the promo shoot.

      Aug 2, 2013 at 4:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777

      lol “chocolate dimples”.


      Aug 2, 2013 at 4:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob LaBlah

      Mario, you are cuddly cute. I would love to see your bare butt in an Andrew Christian style jockstrap. I mean a full Monty style shot too, not a side angle.

      Aug 3, 2013 at 2:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nf0603

      Mario is also a right wing Christian who appeared on Mike Huckabee’s talk show awhile back to talk about his conservative values in a liberal industry. He is not a friend to our community and shouldn’t be reported on just because of his looks.

      Aug 3, 2013 at 4:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Teleny

      Miley is in our family.

      Aug 3, 2013 at 5:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ParkerSparx

      He was a pig to Ali Landry.

      Aug 3, 2013 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle

      @nf0603: that’s good to know. And we should NOT give passes based on someones so-called hottness.

      Aug 3, 2013 at 10:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob LaBlah

      @nf0603: I’ll admit that the Pepsodent (the toothpaste) smile every three seconds EVERY TIME he’s in front of a camera does get sickening but looking at the shit he does just to keep the gay boys watching his every move so he wont fade away is funny and a turn on. Check out the video. How can one not want to smack that ass? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5nTz2hAZS4

      Aug 4, 2013 at 4:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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