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Hot merman: “Moisture is the essence of wetness. Wetness is the essence of beauty.”
Beyonce girrrlll..I live for you. Yes..Yes Ma’am!!!!!!!! However, I hope you ain’t comin back with them same tired ass songs.
Mr.Merman, please..please get ya life.
Everything else. Birds!
@B Damion: Actually the Merman has turned his obsession into quite the profitable business.
Okay someone needs to make a merman porno now.
@Charlie in Charge: Ok well, ya got me there…
But it just seems like another ridiculous gimmick that only white folks can get away with…I’m so dam jealous.
Can someone show me the money?
@B Damion: You don’t have to be white to have a business creating custom latex and silicone fishtails, you just have to be good at making custom latex and silicone fishtails?
Maybe drop the jealousy and try your hand at making fishtails.
How many holes does a Merman have?
How do Mermen have sex? Is there some sort of hidden flap or opening?
I’d rather read about Merman than that vapid fame hungry loser Davey Wavey, for sure.
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