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Perez Hilton’s Red Carpet, Er, Glamour, Drake Loves Girls Who Love Beyoncé & More!

– Sadly, this clip from Man of Steel doesn’t give us a ripped, shirtless Henry Cavill — or gives us much of anything — but it’s…yeah, just watch it.

– No, Justin Bieber, Anne Frank would not have been a belieber. Anne liked soul-stirring music and we all know beliebers are soulless.

perez-newnownext– In a rare move, Perez Hilton opted for subtlety at last night’s NewNowNext Awards.

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have not split, but the Prince of Darkness is back on the bat blood.

The New Normal and Smash’s renewal prospects don’t look too good, thus de-gaying NBC’s primetime lineup by, like, 500%.

– Considering how old the teens on Glee are, next season (if there is a next season) will take place in a retirement home — The Golden Glees! (You’re welcome, Ryan Murphy.)

Rihanna had to cancel her Houston show due to illness. Musta been a bad weed brownie.

Wendy Williams will make her Broadway debut this summer in Chicago as Matron Mama Thorton. Howyoudoin‘, Roxie?

– Listen dammit, if Lauryn Hill doesn’t wan to pay taxes, Lauryn Hill’s not gonna fuckin’ pay taxes. She was in Sister Act 2… Back in the Habit.

– “Girls Love Beyoncé” and other things Drake recently found out:

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20 Comments

  • Mofdgheb

    Perez Hilton…. Yuck!

  • TinoTurner

    Perez Hilton is why gays hate other gays

  • nature boy

    ROTFL

  • HalcyonDays

    I know I am in the minority, but I enjoy his hyper sexualized look and exhibitionism. However, something about his face and expression is incongruous with the rest of him. It’s unsettling. He just doesn’t seem authentically joyful or exuberant.

  • Polaro

    Considering how much he has improved, I say two thumbs up. This is not, however, an endorsement of his snarky web site.

  • Merv

    Wow, he lost a lot of weight. He deserves congrats.

  • samwise343

    @Polaro: That’s improved? Beg your pardon, but I prefer his post-hot pocket diet look. At least then he was getting my sympathy. That lace number ain’t doing the trick.

  • samwise343

    @Merv: He deserves someone to tell him the truth when he asks “Does this outfit make me look fat?”

  • samwise343

    Good grief. Imagine when his baby grows up and sees this picture. I weep for that child.

  • Dixie Rect

    He’s a typical reformed sloppy fatty. He gets in shape and is showing it off. He loves to run his mouth about his eating and exercise routine, like he discovered or invented something significant. He just did what most of the population already knows. Sit down, Danny girl.

  • hf2hvit

    PH: I’m sure it looks better than it used to but not unlike Richard Simmons….NOBODY wants to look at it…

  • damendo

    @TinoTurner:TinoTurner has it exactly right!!! Perez Hilton is a disgrace to the LGBT community. He has never been an ally to our community, and clearly was out to make himself famous at the expense of (mostly) innocent people. Some may say I am wrong and bitter that PH is rich and famous, and that’s not it at all. I simply define my success with hard work and morals and a desire to bring us the respect we all deserve.

  • Snapper59

    Oh poor fool. The baby didn’t give him the publicity he was aiming for. Loathe him. I get my celebrity snark from Dlisted and he barely has his picture taken. (RuPaul also twitted it was his favorite place for snark).

  • Davidw705

    Just bad taste all together! Congrats on the weight loss!

  • B Damion

    PH..that look does no one justice. Awful!

  • GlitterKidder

    ROTFLMFAO

  • tdx3fan

    Not that I am a Perez Hilton fan, but he has obviously worked very hard for that new body (or he has spent quite a few dimes on some plastic surgery), so he should feel free to show it off if he wants.

  • tdx3fan

    @damendo: Who are you, or who is anyone, to talk about who are allies are and who they are not… or hell, for that matter to even talk about a gay “community.” We all know that such a thing absolutely does not exist. Being gay means you like dick, it has absolutely nothing to do with who are what you are outside of your enjoyment of male companionship.

  • NormdePlume

    Oh dear. That outfit is Tarzan meets Darth Vader’s gay son.

  • damendo

    @tdx3fan: And it’s thoughts like that that keep the gay community apart! Yes, gay communities thrive ( or attempt to ) in most cities. That’s why most gay bars and gay ” friendly ” establishments are in the same general vicinity. PH is not an ally to his OWN community. He is a public figure and could have the potential to do good, and be a stron voice but chooses not to. Oh yeah, and being gay is not just for the dick! Being gay also mean we stick together with our LGBT brothers and sisters, and make this a better world for us and our families!

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