– It being “Teen Week,” Jeopardy! decided to get into what the kids are talking about six months ago.
– Dr. Who star Matt Smith will endear himself to U.S. audiences in the ever-endearing Ryan Gosling‘s directorial debut, How to Catch a Monster.
– Sex.com has made an offer to famously shy New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski (right) to appear in a porno with a porn star “friend” of his.
– Danielle Radcliffe will make his Oscars debut in a “special segment” of the 85th Academy Awards. Here’s hoping for a one night revival of Equus.
– Much like everyone else, Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood reportedly hate each other. There can only be one marginally talented country-pop music queen! (And her name is Juliette Barnes).
– Justin Timberlake has been named the “creative director” for Bud Light Platinum, meaning he’s shilling faux-fancy beer.
– Thank you for being a friend with benefits.
– Janet Jackson and her flawless, nearly-50-year-old back were honored for their contributions to the fight against AIDS along with Heidi Klum and Kenneth Cole at amfAR’s New York Gala.
– Noted anti-Christ superstar Marilyn Manson passed out on stage in Canada due to a particularly wicked strain of the flu.
– The consistently brilliant Very Mary-Kate featured the consistently hot Luke Sholl in all his shirtless glory as MK tried to “break-up” with him:
fredo777
Do it, Rob!
Love me some Gronk.
hyhybt
If you allow for lag time between writing and taping, and then again between taping and airing, Jeopardy!’s about as up-to-date as can reasonably be expected.
Sweet Boy
Uniball men are so boring
Caleb in SC
@fredo777: I completely agree. I am totally in love with the big goofball! When he said he wanted to f%&@ Tim Tebow to take his virginity, his place in my heart was cemented forever.
hyhybt
@Sweet Boy: I had no idea that pen choice was so important.
fredo777
@Caleb in SC: hahaha I had no idea he even said. Definitely makes him more loveable.
fredo777
* said that
Caleb in SC
@hyhybt: Nice! BTW, Uniball Micro IS my favorite brand of pen.
mramseymd
Thats’s so cute. You straight people are waiting to see where they land. We’re reviewing applications.