POP BROWNIES

Ryan Gosling’s Directorial Debut, Taylor Swift’s Diva-Beef Debut—And Rob Gronkowski’s Porn Debut?

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– It being “Teen Week,” Jeopardy! decided to get into what the kids are talking about six months ago.

Dr. Who star Matt Smith will endear himself to U.S. audiences in the ever-endearing Ryan Gosling‘s directorial debut, How to Catch a Monster.

gronkSex.com has made an offer to famously shy New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski (right) to appear in a porno with a porn star “friend” of his.

Danielle Radcliffe will make his Oscars debut in a “special segment” of the 85th Academy Awards. Here’s hoping for a one night revival of Equus.

– Much like everyone else, Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood reportedly hate each other. There can only be one marginally talented country-pop music queen! (And her name is Juliette Barnes).

Justin Timberlake has been named the “creative director” for Bud Light Platinum, meaning he’s shilling faux-fancy beer.

– Thank you for being a friend with benefits.

Janet Jackson and her flawless, nearly-50-year-old back were honored for their contributions to the fight against AIDS along with Heidi Klum and Kenneth Cole at amfAR’s New York Gala.

– Noted anti-Christ superstar Marilyn Manson passed out on stage in Canada due to a particularly wicked strain of the flu.

– The consistently brilliant Very Mary-Kate featured the consistently hot Luke Sholl in all his shirtless glory as MK tried to “break-up” with him: