– The next picture shows One Direction making out with their wax counterparts. It gets weird. Real weird.
– Anne Frank’s stepsister has finally settled the whole Beliebercaust fiasco, to the relief of beliebers the world over. Thankfully, they now have something to belieb in again.
– Jay-Z, Jennifer Lawrence, Michelle Obama, and power gays Michael Kors and J Crew’s Jenna Lyons are among Time‘s 100 Most Influential people in the world.
– Jason Segal is apparently Forgetting Michelle Williams in AA.
– Here’s EGOTer Whoopi Goldberg on the amount of fucks she gives about who replaces Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View:
“Let me tell you this about The View: I take a paycheck every other week. That’s all I do. I could give a sh-t what comes. I do my job — I have a contract. That’s where I stand. I don’t give a fuck…I don’t care. That’s not my job. My job is to show up and be cute by 11 o’clock and get the f-ck off that show by 12. And that’s what I try to do.”
– Cowl necks, drop-waists and a slouchy boot never go out of fashion and neither does Dorothy Zbornak.
– Arkansas will soon be getting a similar app…but for the opposite purpose.
– Jennifer Lopez will guest star on The Fosters, the lesbian family drama she developed for ABC Family (which is really putting a lot of broadcast networks to shame) with Queer As Folk‘s Peter Paige.
– Professionally pretty boys Zac Efron and Dave Franco were fooling around in each others’ trailers stage fighting and that’s how Zac broke his delicate little ladyhand.
– Hey, if these two lovely drunk pieces of trash can get behind gay marriage, then those awful drunk pieces of trash in the GOP should too, right?
LandStander
“these two lovely drunk pieces of trash”
Why do you call them pieces of trash..?