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Pop Quiz: Kentucky Derby Contender or Vintage Gay Porn?

Today marks the start of the 2011 Kentucky Derby, so we at Queerty thought it high time to remind you that gay Louisville has more to offer than this annual stampede to determine which twink rides his pony the fastest. But just for fun, muddle some mint, fix yourself a julep and see where you finish in our quiz.

Are these the names of Kentucky Derby contenders or vintage gay porn titles?

1. Wild Water

2. Stay Thirsty

3. Mucho Macho Man

4. Hell Knight

5. Animal Kingdom

6. The All-American Boy

7. Uncle Mo

8. Midnight Interlude

9. Pinball Wizard

10. Hot to Trot

Drumroll please….