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Pop Quiz: Kentucky Derby Contender or Vintage Gay Porn?

By gcdan May 6, 2011 at 4:04pm

Today marks the start of the 2011 Kentucky Derby, so we at Queerty thought it high time to remind you that gay Louisville has more to offer than this annual stampede to determine which twink rides his pony the fastest. But just for fun, muddle some mint, fix yourself a julep and see where you finish in our quiz. Are these the names of Kentucky Derby contenders or vintage gay porn titles? 1. Wild Water 2. Stay Thirsty 3. Mucho Macho Man 4. Hell Knight 5. Animal Kingdom 6. The All-American Boy 7. Uncle Mo 8. Midnight Interlude 9. Pinball Wizard 10. Hot to Trot Drumroll please….
1. Wild Water — We’ll watch this tide come in any day. Answer — VINTAGE PORN                      
3. Mucho Macho Man — This Spanish stallion won’t be hung out to dry if he can help it. Answer — CONTENDER                
4. Hell Knight — Could have made for some fierce competition. Answer: VINTAGE PORN                      
6. The All-American Boy — Though the Derby is American as apple pie, you need not dangle a carrot over our heads to get us to join this national treasure for a few rounds of the Honky-tonk Masquerade. Answer — VINTAGE PORN                
7. Uncle Mo — Thank God this isn’t porn. Answer — CONTENDER                
9. Pinball Wizard — There has to be a twist. Answer — VINTAGE PORN                      

10. Hot to Trot — With enough training he could be a contender, but until then… Answer — VINTAGE PORN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For more Kentucky fun, check out the GayCities guide to gay Louisville. ‘Til then, see you at the races!

(Equestrian photos by Rennett Stowe, jurvetson, L.Burchfield, tpower1978, RightIndex, Jessica M. Cross)

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5 Comments*

  • divkid

    dan, i don’t begrudge you trying to drum up work for gaycities, particularly as it’s helping fund this temple of culture, and i guess your trying to do it imaginitivly… but, really? THIS!
    random and tortuous.

  • BillCooney

    They’re Kentucky Derby horse names. Mucho Macho Man and Uncle Mo were the giveaways.

  • BillCooney

    Oops! I didn’t realize that we were supposed to know each name. My Bad!

  • marino

    reel cool yguys. now tell us where to find that porn 😀

  • lizcivious

    I aced that quiz because I’m a horse racing fan, although those titles would make great racehorse names. Despite their lack of height, jockeys have wonderful upper bodies, even those that still ride after 50 years old. Many of the younger jocks are very hot, especially Channing Hill. Some of the best in the business are featured in an all-shirtless calendar. Check it out. Good things come in small packages.

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