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Pop Quiz: Kentucky Derby Contender or Vintage Gay Porn?

Today marks the start of the 2011 Kentucky Derby, so we at Queerty thought it high time to remind you that gay Louisville has more to offer than this annual stampede to determine which twink rides his pony the fastest. But just for fun, muddle some mint, fix yourself a julep and see where you finish in our quiz.

Are these the names of Kentucky Derby contenders or vintage gay porn titles?

1. Wild Water

2. Stay Thirsty

3. Mucho Macho Man

4. Hell Knight

5. Animal Kingdom

6. The All-American Boy

7. Uncle Mo

8. Midnight Interlude

9. Pinball Wizard

10. Hot to Trot

Drumroll please….

1. Wild Water — We’ll watch this tide come in any day. Answer — VINTAGE PORN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Stay Thirsty — You know what they say about ingesting plenty of fluids. Answer — CONTENDER


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Mucho Macho Man — This Spanish stallion won’t be hung out to dry if he can help it. Answer — CONTENDER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. Hell Knight — Could have made for some fierce competition. Answer: VINTAGE PORN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Animal Kingdom — It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, and no amount of lubricant will help this steed slide across the finish line first. Answer– CONTENDER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. The All-American Boy — Though the Derby is American as apple pie, you need not dangle a carrot over our heads to get us to join this national treasure for a few rounds of the Honky-tonk Masquerade. Answer — VINTAGE PORN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. Uncle Mo — Thank God this isn’t porn. Answer — CONTENDER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. Midnight Interlude — After a tough race, the competition came to a grindring finish. Answer — CONTENDER

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. Pinball Wizard — There has to be a twist. Answer — VINTAGE PORN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. Hot to Trot — With enough training he could be a contender, but until then… Answer — VINTAGE PORN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For more Kentucky fun, check out the GayCities guide to gay Louisville. ‘Til then, see you at the races!

(Equestrian photos by Rennett StowejurvetsonL.Burchfieldtpower1978RightIndexJessica M. Cross)

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