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Pope Benedict XVI Faces Crimes Against Humanity Charges For Pedophile Cover Up, Helping AIDS Spread

Christian Sailer and Gert-Joachim Hetzel have filed a 16,500-word complaint with the prosecutor of the International Criminal Court at the Hague, saying they intend to pursue charges against Pope Benedict XVI for crimes against humanity for, among other things, “the establishment and maintenance of a worldwide system of cover-up of the sexual crimes committed by Catholic priests and their preferential treatment, which aids and abets ever new crimes” and “the adherence to a fatal forbiddance of the use of condoms, even when the danger of HIV-Aids infection exists,” and insists the Catholic Church illegally “acquires its members through a compulsory act, namely, through the baptism of infants that do not yet have a will of their own.” This sounds awesome. Also, hilarious.