Pope Blames Something Besides Homosexuality For His Priests Invading Kids’ Orifices

It’s “sin” inside the Church, says Benedict, aboard a plane from Portugal. “Today we see in a truly terrifying way that the greatest persecution of the Church does not come from outside enemies, but is born of sin within the Church.” Somebody call Tom Hanks, maybe he can find out where in the Vatican it’s hiding. Maybe The Sin is hanging out with the bed bugs; those things are impossible to kill.